Hey batter, batter! Baseball fans are some of the most dedicated sports fans on the planet. Many of the one-liners on this list might have been written in the stands during a long double header - what else can you do during your second seventh inning stretch? In Los Angeles, you can eat a couple of delicious Dodger dogs. So, dig into this list of the funniest baseball jokes and puns! Get ready to take yourself out to the ballgame, open a box of Cracker Jacks, and laugh out loud. Vote on the baseball joke that hits a home run and leave a comment if any strike out.
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Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it."
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One shows up unless it is a blowout; in that case, they all appear.
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The last Yankees World Series team picture lacks black and white.
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One is a pop fly. The other is a fly pop.
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She remembers every argument detail and brings up past game arguments.
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They had pictures of Braves players; people could not tell which side to spit on.
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Walter knows how to throw a strike.
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