We love making Batman jokes. Is it because the character has a pervasive darkness that spreads through the canon, even making the animated series feel darker than regular kids' shows? Or is it the concept of a grown man and his younger friend in tights that appeals to us in a childish way? Maybe it's just the ease of making bat-based puns. Whatever the reason, we've compiled a list of our favorite Batman jokes and puns. These are the jokes you deserve and need. Batman jokes are easy to make, possibly because he's named after a creepy animal and a sports utensil - the baseball bat. The funny jokes on this list are silly, cute, and readable for the whole family. If you're reading this with your kids, be prepared to hear these jokes until the next Batman movie. Some kids just want to watch the world laugh. So, vote for your favorite jokes for Dark Knight fans. If you have a joke we haven't heard, share it in the comments - just beware that grade school Batman and Robin jokes may not make the cut.
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After setting up their tent, they fell asleep.Batman wakes his friend. “Robin, look at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Robin answers, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that mean?” Batman asks.
Robin thinks for a moment.
“Astronomically, that means millions of galaxies and maybe billions of planets.”
Astrologically, it shows Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it looks like about a quarter past three.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful; we are small and unimportant.
Meteorologically, tomorrow looks like a beautiful day.
“What does it tell you, Batman?”
Batman stays quiet for a moment, then speaks:
“Robin, you idiot, someone stole our tent.”493 - 11
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Now that Ben Affleck plays Batman, the commissioner will shine the Red Sox logo in the sky.
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