Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes

Woody.Hey, Buzz! You are flying!

Buzz Lightyear.: This isn't flying; this is falling with style!

Buzz Lightyear.: Good work, men. Two blocks down, nineteen more to go.

Mr. Potato Head.What?

Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog:Nineteen?

Mr. Potato Head.: Are we going to do this all night? My parts are killing me.

Buzz Lightyear.: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid strapped me to a rocket?

Everyone.No.

Buzz Lightyear.: No. Did he give up when you threw him out of the moving van?

Mr.. Potato Head.Oh, you had to bring that up!

Buzz Lightyear.: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he is safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

Buzz Lightyear.To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.

Woody.: All right, that's enough! Look, we are all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Buzz Lightyear.Toy?

Woody.T.O.Y, Toy!

Buzz Lightyear.: Excuse me, I think the word you are searching for is "Space Ranger".

Woody.: The word I am searching for—I cannot say, because there are preschool toys present.

Buzz Lightyear.To infinity, and beyond!

Buzz Lightyear.I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Woody.: Oh, great. If anyone attacks, we can blink them to death.

Buzz Lightyear.: All signs point to this planet as Zurg's fortress, but there are no signs of intelligent life anywhere...

Woody.Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!

Buzz Lightyear.Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

Woody.: This is a perfect time to panic! I am lost, Andy is gone, they are moving to their new house in two days, and it is all your fault!

Buzz Lightyear.: My fault? If you had not pushed me out of the window in the first place...

Woody.: Oh, yeah? Well, if you had not shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything important to me...

Buzz Lightyear.Don't talk to me about importance! You put the future of this universe in danger!

Woody.: What? What are you talking about?

Buzz Lightyear.: Right now, at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg secretly builds a weapon capable of destroying an entire planet! I alone have the info showing this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, delay my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody.: You. Are. A. Toy! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! You are a... oh, you are—you are an action figure!... You are a child's play thing!

Buzz Lightyear.You are a sad, strange little man, and I have pity for you. Farewell.

Woody.Oh, yeah? Good riddance, you loony! Rendezvous with Star Command.

Woody.What happened to you?

Buzz Lightyear.: One minute you defend the whole galaxy, and suddenly, you drink darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.

Jessie.: Buzz! We are your friends!

Buzz Lightyear.: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor is defeated, and I am immune to your bewitching looks.

Buzz LightyearPrisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside spends the night in the box. Roll call happens at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...

Buzz LightyearAm I really that fat?

Alien 1A stranger.

Alien 2From the outside.

AliensOooooooooooooooh.

BuzzGreetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

Buzz LightyearWhat's going on?

WoodyNothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.

Buzz LightyearI'd better have a look anyway... Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

WoodyThat's why. Sid.

Buzz LightyearSure is a hairy fella...

WoodyNo, no, that's Scud, you idiot. That is Sid.

Buzz LightyearYou mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato HeadThat ain't no happy child!

RexHe tortures toys - just for fun!

WoodyI can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.

Buzz LightyearWoody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You are a toy!

WoodyFor how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. What do I do then, Buzz? You tell me.

Buzz LightyearSomewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.

WoodyWell, you wasted your time.

Buzz LightyearNow, Etch.

Etch draws Al's Toy Barn

Buzz LightyearThat's where I need to go.

RexYou can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.

Buzz LightyearWoody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

Buzz LightyearQuiet, musical hog! Knock it off!

Bo PeepThis is for Woody, when you find him.

Give Buzz a kiss

Buzz LightyearUm, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

RexNo, no, no, no.

Buzz LightyearOh, you almost had him.

RexI'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

Buzz LightyearSure, you will, Rex. You are a better Buzz than I am.

RexBut look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!

Buzz LightyearThe toys reset Buzz by accident, and he starts speaking Spanish: ¡Venga conmigo, señorita! Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg!

WoodyHello-o-o!

Buzz LightyearHO-YAH!

WoodyHey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? I didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody, and this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. Also, there has been a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.

Buzz LightyearLocal law enforcement! It's time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship crashed here by mistake.

WoodyYes, it is a mistake because the bed here is my spot.

Buzz LightyearI need to fix my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or did you find crystallic fusion?

Woody appears in 'Still Using Fossil Fuels'.We got double-A's.

Buzz Lightyear appears in 'Maybe' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.Hold on. This is not the time to be hysterical!

Hamm appears in 'Maybe' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Rex the Green Dinosaur appears in 'Maybe' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.Should we be HYSTERICAL?

Slinky Dog appears in 'Maybe' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.No!

Mr. Potato Head appears in 'Maybe' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.Yes!

Buzz Lightyear appears in 'Maybe' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.Maybe! But not right now!

Hamm appears in 'Maybe' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.Let's go see how much we are bidding on eBay.

Jessie appears in 'Is It Hot In Here' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.Buzz, mind if I squeeze in next to you?

Buzz appears in 'Is It Hot In Here' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'. Lightyear appears in 'Is It Hot In Here' in 'Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes'.The character asks, ": Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?"

Buzz Lightyear appears in 'In The Attic Now'.We are going into the attic now. Keep your accessories with you always. Take spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly move.