Dive into the hilarious world of 'Mars Attacks!', the '90s cult classic directed by Tim Burton, featuring a star-studded cast, including Jack Nicholson and Pierce Brosnan. This iconic film is a treasure trove of comedy, with memorable one-liners that capture its eccentric essence. From tongue-in-cheek satire to quirky alien invasions, every quote is full of humor that resonates with the film's atmosphere. With timeless appeal, these carefully curated quotes transcend decades, triggering laughter and nostalgia. They offer a snapshot into the heart of the film, making every revisit a joyride. This selection of quotes from 'Mars Attacks!' epitomizes the film's humor, covering a broad spectrum of lines from various characters, and satiating your craving for laughter.
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President Dale.: I want the people to know they still have two out of three government branches working for them; that ain't bad.
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Richie Norris.: The Martians blew up the donut shop!
Richie's Dad.: If they come around here, we'll blast them back into space!
Sue Ann Norris.: They sure ain't getting the TV!
Richie Norris.: Should I go get Grandma?
Richie's Dad.: Forget Grandma! She's halfway into space already!
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First Lady.: I won't let that thing into my house.
President Dale.: Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them.
First Lady.: They won't eat off the Van Buren china.
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Gen. Decker.: They don't know what they are talking about. Liberals, intellectuals... peacemongers, idiots!
Taffy Dale.: (comes out from her bedroom) Keep it down. People live here.
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First Lady.: (the chandelier is crashing down ontop of her) The Nancy Reagan chandelier!
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Professor Donald Kessler.: We know they are technologically advanced, which suggests they are peaceful. An advanced civilization is not barbaric.
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Rude Gambler.: Hey!! You're Tom Jones, right? "It ain't unusual." Hey Tom, Tom! Can I have an autograph? Anyone got a pen?
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Richie Norris.: I bet you're excited about the Martians coming, Grandma? You've seen a lot of crazy stuff. Everyone must have been scared when they invented the train!
Grandma Florence Norris.: Come on kid, I'm not that old!
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Barbara Land.: Know anyone who can fly a plane?
Byron Williams:Yeah, your husband Art.
Barbara Land.: No... he's dead. I told him this was gonna happen.
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Byron Williams.: Barbara, are you alright?
Barbara Land.: Huh? I need a drink...
Rude Gambler.: You and me both, baby!
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Billy Glenn Norris.: Bye bye, Grandma.
Grandma Florence Norris.: Goodbye, Thomas.
Billy Glenn Norris.: It's Billy Glenn, Grandma.
Grandma Florence Norris.: I know, Thomas.
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Martian Translator Device.: All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
General Decker.: What does that mean?
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President Dale.: Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?
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Jason Stone.Crowds from many states gather. They wait and watch. Why do they come? Curiosity? Or something else? Or just to say, "I was there. I was there when first man met Martian." Jason Stone, GNN. Pahrump.
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President Dale.General Decker, stop talking. I will take your command.
Gen. Decker.We strike now, sir! Annihilate! Kill! Kill! Kill!
President Dale.Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!!
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Byron Williams.No weapons! No tricks! Just you and me! Byron Williams! The heavyweight champion of the world!
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