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Best Quotes From Netflix's 'Space Force'

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Steve Carell stars as Mark Naird, a bumbling leader trying to get his organization in order, in Netflix's Space Force, evoking serious The Office vibes. After Donald Trump announced plans for a new US military branch, the comedic possibilities were endless. Space Force, a sitcom from The Office creators, follows Carell's character as he leads the effort to get boots on the moon. With a top-notch cast, everyone gets a chance to deliver hilarious one-liners. Which quote do you think is as memorable as any from The Office? Vote for your favorites below.

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    Black On The Moon

    Captain Angela Ali:It is good to be Black on the moon.

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    Never In Doubt

    Mark Naird: POTUS ordered a very successful mission. This proved assault rifles work in space vacuum.

    Dr. Mallory: This was never in doubt.

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    Acknowledge My Gender

    Chief of Naval Operations:If you acknowledge my gender again, I will f*ck you in the a**.

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    Cheap Generals

    Mark Naird: Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas; you pay for it later.

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    Boots On The Moon

    John Blandsmith:Boots on the moon in 2024. He said boobs on the moon, but we think that is a typo.

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    History Being Made

    F. Tony: I saw history being made. I could not resist being part of it.

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    Gender Roles

    Mark Naird: Gender roles are offensive and outdated. Like you.

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    Describing My Outfit

    Dr. Mallory: I do not know if that describes my outfit as a noun, verb, or adjective.

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    Going Into Battle

    Mark Naird: We are going into battle. You are dressed like Annie Hall.

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    Apollo 13

    Mark Naird: We are going to Apollo 13. That is a disaster.

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    Pales In Comparison

    Dr. Mallory: I want to know why my science budget pales next to his death orgy.

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    Reabsorb Your Budget

    General Kirk Grabaston:I will reabsorb your budget like the world's most useful tampon.

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    Shoot For The Stars

    Mark Naird:Will you sit there doing nothing, or will you shoot for the stars?

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    Movie Might Have Sucked

    F. Tony: The movie might have sucked, but the soundtrack was FIRE!

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    Been Here To See This

    Mark Naird: I wish my parents could see this. They could not get flights from New Jersey in time.

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    Sourdough Bread

    Maggie Naird:Take away my sourdough bread, and you will get poisoned.

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    No Panties

    Dr. Mallory: I think she wears those panties more often than no panties at all.

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    We Are Going Back

    Mark Naird: Fifty years ago, our country put a man on the moon. Guess what, kids? We are going back.

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    Scientists Are Weird

    F. Tony: Scientists are weird. That is why you are the only Muppet speaking nonsense. Even Animal uses words.

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    House Appropriations

    Dr. Chan: That says house appropriations. It is close to mouse appropriations.

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  • 21
    I Hired You

    Dr. Mallory: When I hired you...

    Mark Naird: I hired you!

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    Why Am I In Trouble

    F. Tony: Boomers are weird around women; that is why I am in trouble.

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    100 Men's Farts

    Dr. Chan: Being trapped underwater with 100 men's farts requires great strength.

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    Tweeting This

    F. Tony: I should be tweeting this.

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    Bombing This Place

    Mark Naird: If that zipper does not go straight down, I will bomb this place to dust.

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