Funniest Dirty Bowling Jokes And Puns

My dream showed a trophy wife, golden and perfect. Then things turned to nightmare alley. I saw her stuck on a wood block, swinging a bowling ball right in front of my eyes. This is my world.

I like that TV commercial showing a lady in a bowling alley with Alzheimer's. WARNING: People in bowling alleys with Alzheimer's might end up in the gutter!

Tiger Woods could switch sports, like Michael Jordan did. He should become a professional bowler and keep his balls in the gutter.

Professional bowlers display their names on their shirts. Tiger Woods has his cell number.

I worked in a bowling alley. Stuff I sprayed in rental shoes started giving me splitting headaches.

I watched professional bowling. A guy from Finland beat the other pro, 299-100. I have not seen such a slaughter since Custer's Last Stand.

The doctor said I have tennis elbow. I thought I was playing bowls!

I used to dream of being a professional bowler. A sports injury—spare ribs—stopped me.

A Bowling Green, Kentucky gas station built in 1921 is on the National Register of Historic Places. It marks the only time a gas station restroom got cleaned.

Thunder sounds like an angel taking a dump, not bowling.

A 100-year-old woman from New Jersey is the oldest competitor in U.S. Bowling Congress Women's Championships history. Bowling is a real sport.

New York Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce is out indefinitely with a strained neck. The former Pro Bowler hurt himself looking at the standings.

I told Tiger Woods that bowling beats golf because you rarely lose a bowling ball or drive in the wrong lane.

A Michigan man died of a heart attack right after bowling his first perfect game. The lane made his estate pay for the shoes.

Some Florida police face trouble for filming Wii Bowling during a drug raid. Nerds!

Did you hear about the young woman who had sex at the bowling lanes with a ten-pin? Nine months later, she gave birth to a healthy 16-pound bowling ball.

Giants coach Tom Coughlin surprised his team by canceling classwork and taking them bowling. He probably prepared them for a season in the gutter.

Skips must be up. Thirds must measure up. Seconds must chalk up. Leads must be quiet.

I go down on one knee. Start praying and wind up in the gutter; I call it Tebowling.

They will both likely end up in the gutter.

Studies show four out of ten professional bowlers...
end up in the gutter.

I walked into a bowling alley. I saw a one-armed man. I asked myself, "Is he a lefty or a righty?" I am a total dumbass.

Never rent bowling shoes if you wear size 15.

A magazine article in the doctor's office today stated, "The finger holes in bowling balls have been found to contain substantial amounts of fecal contamination." Someone taking waste in those small holes? Sperm makes sense, but feces?

I enjoy watching Betty White. She is old and filthy, just like my bowling ball.