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Best 'Creature Commandos' Quotes, Ranked

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Peter Safran and James Gunn's DC Universe launches with Creature Commandos, an adult animated series on Max. Voiced by Frank Grillo, Viola Davis, David Harbour, Indira Varma, Alan Tudyk, and Sean Gunn, the show follows a motley crew of DC characters on a perilous black ops mission - essentially the Suicide Squad with monsters. As the first DCU installment, all eyes are on this series and its characters, many of whom will appear in future projects. Here, we'll highlight the best quotes and jokes from Creature Commandos - vote up your favorites!

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  • 1
    'It's Been Oh So Long Since G.I. Robot Has Sent Nazis Back To Hell.'

    Who says this?G.I. Robot

    G.I. Robot hates Nazis so much he only exists to execute them. He keeps questioning if everyone around him is a Nazi.

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    'Congress Said We Can't Use Human Prisoners. These A**holes Aren't Human.'

    Who says this?Amanda Waller

    Oh, Amanda Waller! She still uses dirty tricks in Creature CommandosAmanda Waller uses people—or monsters—for her bidding. She still hasn't learned from Task Force X's mistakes.

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    'Are You Smiling?' 'Yes.'

    Who says this?Doctor Phosphorus

    The Bride asked Doctor Phosphorus about his unreadable face. After a follow-up, he showed it was a sarcastic smile.

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    'Maybe You Should Just Give Him 30 Seconds. He's An Older Guy.'

    Who says this?Doctor Phosphorus

    Rick Flag Sr. and Princess Ilana Rostovic do the nasty. The princess's guards want to check the noise. Doctor Phosphorus acts like a good wingman, telling them to wait, even if he makes fun of Flag.

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    'Don't Be So Hyperbolically Violent. You Need Therapy.'

    Who says this?Nina Mazursky

    Nina Mazursky stays the calmest of the Commandos. She tells the Bride she does not need to be aggressive all the time. Does the Bride listen to Nina? No way!

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    'Shish Kebab!'

    Who says this?Doctor Phosphorus

    Doctor Phosphorus is happy; you see him smiling constantly. He loves jokes so much he cracks a silly one after impaling a bad guy.

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    'I Always Love A Good Barbecue.'

    Who says this?Doctor Phosphorus

    Doctor Phosphorus's powers make him very dangerous. His radioactive abilities let him turn people into steak on the grill.

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    'Well, Birth Is Always Horrible. God's Gift To Humans Is He Lets You Forget It. Science Isn't So Forgiving.'

    Who says this?The Bride

    The Bride talks to Nina Mazursky about the horrors of her creation. She gets thoughtful—even sad—about it.

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    'Um, Some Diesel Fuel Please For Our Robot Friend.'

    Who says it?Nina Mazursky

    One nice part of Creature Commandos is how Nina Mazursky and G.I. Robot become friends fast.Creature CommandosNina Mazursky and G.I. Robot strike up an instant friendship. When they visit Princess Ilana Rostovic for a meal, Nina thinks about what G.I. needs before herself. What a pal!

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    'Let's Call It Task Force M. M For Monster.'

    Who says this?Amanda Waller

    Amanda Waller does not have famous original plans, so no one expected a unique name. At least it is short and direct.

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