Deadpool is back, joined by his trusty friend and rival Wolverine. Their banter is hilarious, as expected. With Disney's R-rating, these Deadpool & Wolverine quotes and one-liners don't hold back, covering whiskey d*ck, pegging, and cocaine. This isn't a family movie. The TVA, introduced in the Disney+ show Loki, recruits Deadpool to save the multiverse, and Logan, a Wolverine variant with a traumatic past, tags along. These lines are sure to entertain, hitting all the right notes for Deadpool fans.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
Deadpool and Wolverine land on Earth before shocked civilians. Deadpool explains that as a Disney property, he will never retire.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
As Ant-Man's giant head opens, a skull appears. Twenty years of looking the same age finally catch up to him.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
For those scared the adult jokes would get softer in this new...Deadpool, don't be - Deadpool immediately discusses pegging.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
Logan struggles after failing to save the world. He is over 200 years old. Deadpool spots some clear performance issues.
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Who Said It: Deadpool
Deadpool searches multiverses for a Wolverine to be the new Anchor Being. He finds the perfect specimen. As this Wolverine turns, Henry Cavill plays him. Deadpool barely holds back his excitement before the Cavillrine shows him the exit.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
Wade Wilson wants to be an Avenger badly. He meets Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau), but the talk doesn't go as he hoped. During the interview, Happy tries to ease Wade, saying he cannot join "us." Wade quickly grasps the hint. "Us? I didn't know you were an Avenger?" When Happy says he is "an Avenger adjacent," Wade asks several sarcastic follow-up questions.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
Deadpool seeks to save the multiverse. He might not be everyone's first pick, but take what you can get.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
If there is one thing you can count on from Deadpool, it is getting uncomfortably turned on by impending bloody violence. Hugh Jackman being there helps.
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Who Said It:Wolverine
A classic insult from Hugh Jackman’s cameo inX-Men: First Class. Straight, and direct. Nothing else needs saying.
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Who Said It:Blade
After Blade uses a "borrowed" rocket launcher from a fallen Punisher, Deadpool asks, "Which Punisher? There have been like five?" Blade (Wesley Snipes) replies there will only ever be one Blade. This is a jab at Disney, which announced a newBlade film starring Mahershala Ali years earlier, but was stuck in production hell around the time of Deadpool & Wolverine's release.
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Who Said It: Deadpool
Wolverine and Deadpool face dozens of dumb, angry Deadpools. As they prepare to fight, Wolverine shows his mask. Deadpool reacts with shock, and Wolverine replies, "Killing, mostly."
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Who Said It:Deadpool and Elektra
Elektra, Blade, and Gambit (Jennifer Garner, Wesley Snipes, and Channing Tatum) rescue Deadpool and Wolverine in the Void. The trio shows the Merc with the Mouth the fallen comrades they lost, including Magneto, the Punisher, Quicksilver, and Daredevil. Deadpool offers condolences because Elektra had a relationship with Daredevil, who Ben Affleck played.
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Who Said It: I'm All Out Of Devil's Dandruff And I'm Shaking Like An Angry Vibrator.Blind Al
Deadpool brings a houseguest to his place. His roommate, Blind Al, did not expect company. Not knowing Wolverine was in her living room, she expressed unhappiness that they lacked household items.
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Who Said It: Mine's Red So They Can't See Me Bleed. But I Can See How Yellow Would Be Useful.Deadpool
While Wolverine searches for booze in The Void, Wade Wilson weighs costume colors and wonders what made Logan choose the classic yellow X-Men outfit.
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Who Said It: Let's. F*ckin'. Go!Deadpool, Wolverine
Katanas, guns, and adamantium claws. These bad guys won't know what hits them. Deadpool and Wolverine both shout: “Let's. F*ckin'. Go!”
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Who Said It: Cocaine Is The One Thing That Feige Said Is Off-Limits.Deadpool
You must be thankful producer Kevin Feige lets Deadpool join the MCU. You have to agree to no drug use or even mentioning drugs, no matter what names Wade invents for cocaine.
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Who Said It: Wanna Talk About What's Haunting You? Or Should We Wait For A Third-Act Flashback?Deadpool
The third-act flashback can show why a character is always angry. However, Wolverine remains angry.
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Who Said It: Unless You Wanna Take A Deep Breath Through Your F*ckin' Forehead, I Suggest You Reconsider.Deadpool
Deadpool’s insults are random yet clever. This might be a cool way to threaten someone with a gun in an action film.
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Who Said It: Flame On!Johnny Storm
Deadpool meets who he thinks is Captain America (Chris Evans) in The Void. Excited because he was rejected as an Avenger, Wade panics when Sabretooth, Toad, and their friends show up. Deadpool yells “Avengers assemble!” expecting a unified response, but realizes the man is not Captain America; it is Johnny Storm from the Fantastic Four. Johnny, the Human Torch, then uses his famous line as he starts his fire powers.
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Who Said It: You Look Ridiculous! People Have Waited Decades For This Fight.Deadpool
Stuck in the Void, Wolverine and Deadpool meet Sabretooth (played by Tyler Mane from the first X-Men movie).X-MenDeadpool prepares Wolverine so fans enjoy the fight between the two Marvel icons. Then, Wolverine tells him to be quiet.
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Who Said It: Your Little Cinematic Universe Is About To Change Forever.Deadpool
The MCU stays. Deadpool and the other X-Men remain. Nothing changes!
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Who Said It: I Don't Know Anything About Saving Worlds, But You Do.Deadpool
Deadpool does not try to save the world. His journeys are personal. This makes him least likely to save the multiverse, so bringing Wolverine along is probably a good thing.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
Deadpool avoids pep talks. Reminding a man with anger issues he couldn't save the world is not the best idea. Wade should try something different.
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Who Said It:Mr. Paradox
Deadpool is not a typical superhero; Wade tells you that. Wade joined the MCU, surrounded by noble heroes like Iron Man and Captain AmericaHe will try his best to make them proud.
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Who Said It:Deadpool
Deadpool remains funny and raunchy. The films show heart, even in silly moments. These films focus on friendship and family. Deadpool faced much, gained much, so he will not let it all disappear.
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