Ridiculous Objects Come To Life

Letterboxd review from robyn : There are way more police briefings and way less penis mutilation than I expected or wanted...robyn:

I expected way more police briefings and way less penis mutilation than I anticipated or desired.

A recliner containing a dybbuk falls in love with its owner and becomes homicidal when potential suitors get too close.

Letterboxd review from kalebkaleb:

This is absolutely, painfully, awful. Yes.
Watch this? Yes.
Will you regret watching this? Yes.

Letterboxd review from Bardot4AllUKnowBardot4AllUKnow:

I hear people say no movie is perfect. I must answer. Have you seen...Death Bed? What impossible dream did this auteur have with a serial killer bed? How cheap was the budget? How much weed did he smoke before writing this? This all runs through my head as I watch a piece of furniture dissolve people alive.

Letterboxd review from matt l.matt l.:

Another excuse not to go to the gym.

Letterboxd review from raspberrycowboy: What if Harmony Korine directed a grindhouse flick?

What if Harmony Korine directed a grindhouse flick?

Letterboxd review from aphstrummer0aphstrummer0:

This is the best movie about a killer laundromat I have seen or heard of. I spent too much time at the laundromat.

This is just bad, stupid, and weird, like me. I will skip it after drinks. I felt like a dragging, tedious hellscape that was a laundromat.

Letterboxd review from MoonMoon:

Now I know how a refrigerator can kill a human.

Letterboxd review from Tears_in_RainTears_in_Rain:

Well, I'll be damned! Sion Sono made a J-Horror version ofThe Peanut Butter Solution. Oh, you think I'm kidding? I'm just trying to be clever or witty? I'm making that connection because of the hair thing? No, I'm dead serious...

College students spend their break in a tropical paradise, only to find a cursed pinata runs wild on the island.

Letterboxd review from MaryAnnMaryAnn:

People got paid to make this. How? The world may never know.

Letterboxd review from caseycasey:

I want to be reincarnated as a malevolent lamp.

My favorite recent horror revelation is how interesting/fun most of these sequels are. None of them are good, but I expected them all to be dumpster fires. I'd only say that applies to one or two. What a surprise.AmityvilleSequels are. None of them are good, but I expected them all to be dumpster fires. I'd only say that applies to one or two. What a surprise.

Letterboxd review from Brian H:Brian H:

That dress needed dry cleaning. M*****f****** had it coming.

Letterboxd review from Book of EibonBook of Eibon:

"Something's wrong, machines just don't run by themselves..."

This is a cheesy '70s movie made for TV. I liked how the massive bulldozer peeked around corners and pulled off some sneaky surprise attacks!

Letterboxd review from ParkerParker:

"Okay, Mr. Band, we made the bong puppet that will be featured prominently in the movie."

"Can it emote or move at all?"

"No, sir."

"Action!"

Letterboxd review from Justin L:Justin L:

Come for the killer jeans dismembering exploitative capitalists and stay for the footage of behind-the-scenes pants puppeteers in the end credits...

An elevator in Amsterdam gained sentience and started a killing spree.

Letterboxd review fromCraig J. C.:

"This lift does things it shouldn't."

Some things this lift does that it shouldn't:
- It nearly suffocates a group of boorish a**holes.
- It entices a blind man to fall to his death.
- It beheads a security guard.
- It mangles a little girl's dolly.
- It hangs a cleaning person.
- It breaks up a good marriage.
- It crushes the spirit of anyone watching this movie.

One scene in this film has the word "chip" spoken 22 times in five minutes. The chintzy keyboard score, composed and performed by writer/director Dick Maas, is also amazing.

Letterboxd review fromZara:

I would go crazy too if I had that ugly thing hanging in my house...