Funny Names to Give a Turtle

You've got a new pet turtle or tortoise and need a name that's creative and clever. This list compiles the cutest, funniest, and coolest turtle names around. The fab four - Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Leonardo from TMNT - are popular choices. If you love pop culture references, consider Bowser or Voldetort. Classically cool names include Speedy, Snappy, Zippy, and Turbo. For a philosophical twist, try Aristurtle. Literary fans might like Mary Shelly or Mock Turtle from Alice in Wonderland. Now it's time to vote for the best pet turtle name ideas - vote up your favorites and add more to the list to help others find the perfect punny name.