State slogans like "Eureka!", "The people rule", "Crossroad of America", and "She Flies With Her Own Wings" are supposed to represent their respective states. However, many people think these mottos need an update. On Reddit, users shared their ideas for new mottos that accurately portray their home states, and the results were hilarious.
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ArizonaPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/TimtheBigDaddy:
Imagine the heat coming from your oven, covering your whole body.
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New YorkPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/NotAVerifiableFact:
If we cannot tax it, we will make it illegal.
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From Redditor /u/hperkins09:
You will drive through here for half your cross-country trip.
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KansasPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/Monolith1011:
This is for drivers who do not want to turn for four hours.
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GeorgiaPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/Agent_Potato56:
Take a left onto Peachtree Street, then a right onto Peachtree Street.
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OregonPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/onearmedgirlscout:
We have nearly as many Californians as California.
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ColoradoPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/turnoffnightmode:
This is the only place you can legally own a weed farm and a machine gun.
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MassachusettsPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/Tmaffa:
Do not drive here if you are not from here.
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ConnecticutPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/bakuretsu:
Come for no entertainment, stay for the high taxes.
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KentuckyPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/Meh_Turkey_Sandwich:
We vote against our own self-interest and we like it that way!
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AlabamaPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/flakjakkit:
Go ahead without us; we will catch up eventually.
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OhioPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/nocliper10:
Home of the four C's: Columbus, Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Corn.
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MainePlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/disincongruous:
No, you are thinking of Massachusetts. Maine is further north. That is New Hampshire. Forget it.
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WisconsinPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/Mojotothemax:
When discussing sports, never admit to being a Bears fan.
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IdahoPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/shinobigamingyt:
We are the Gem State, dammit. Potatoes are not our only specialty.
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New HampshirePlaces TravelFrom a former Redditor:
If you do not freeze to death, you will die of boredom.
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South DakotaPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/JVM23:
The state was recreated as it was out of respect for the dead.
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North CarolinaPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/Cromasters:
This person tries hard to act like Alabama is bad.
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PennsylvaniaPlaces TravelFrom Redditor /u/Valerie_Morghulis:
Yins alright, have a couple two-tree beers, great game, heyna?
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