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Johnny Depp's Worst Wigs, Ranked

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As an A-List star, Johnny Depp has his perks - like being able to afford private islands and escaping the Australian penal system unscathed. But one perk he doesn't have is a permanent head of hair. With a hundred million dollar film opening comes great plastic surgery - or in Johnny Depp's case, the best hairpieces money can buy. We're not afraid to say it: Johnny Depp might be losing his hair, and he's vain enough to buy wigs and weaves to cover it up. To prove our point, we've compiled a list of Johnny Depp's worst wigs. Some of these horrendous hairpieces are from his films, where he has little control over his wardrobe. But what's disturbing is that he's tried to pass them off as his real hair. We can spot a Johnny Depp hairpiece from a mile away. Get ready for proof of his hair loss with this list of his terrible wigs - and vote up the most obvious ones.

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  • 1
    Charlie And The Wig Factory

    The page boy looks bad. Johnny Depp, a main character in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," chooses this style.Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryWe think this style works. Tim Burton played a sick joke here.

  • 2
    The Art Of The Wig

    For a 2016 Donald Trump "biopic"The Art of the DealDepp channeled Donaldon Funny or Die... and this territory brings a bad hairpiece.

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    🔥 103 up · 45 down
  • 3
    Before The Wig Falls

    InBefore Night FallsJohnny Depp plays a lieutenant in the Cuban military who crossdresses. He wears a very blonde hairpiece.

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    🔥 124 up · 73 down▲ 1 above editor
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    Blown Away By This Wig

    The 2001 filmBlowproved two things. Paul Reubens could act past doing thePee Wee Herman dance. Also, there is a bowl cut mullet. Whoever made this wig should serve time in move jail.

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    🔥 115 up · 65 down▼ 1 below editor
  • 5
    Wig Mass

    Depp wears a different hairpiece than usual. He settles into a look he likes forBlack Mass.

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    🔥 96 up · 56 down▲ 3 above editor
  • 6
    21 Wig Street

    In the film version of21 Jump Street, Johnny Depp made atotally obvioussurprise appearance as a biker detective. We cannot tell if he has hair on top, but he might have used his own bandana for the shoot.

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    🔥 109 up · 77 down▼ 1 below editor
  • 7
    The Lone Wig

    Yes, it is subtle. Look close inThe Lone RangerJohnny Depp wears an elaborate Native American-inspired hairpiece. Shocking!

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    🔥 114 up · 83 down
  • 8
    Dark Wigs

    Johnny Depp, come on. Even Pete Wentz does not look good with Pete Wentz hair. Thank goodness no one sawDark Shadowsso the world avoidsDark Shadows 2: Darker Shadows.

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    🔥 105 up · 75 down▼ 2 below editor
  • 9
    Edward Wighands

    We know you like the silent, baby-faced Johnny Depp in his first Tim Burton film,Edward Scissorhands, but we hate to tell you, most of that hair is not his.

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    🔥 119 up · 95 down
  • 10
    Alice In Wigland

    Few photos cause joke overload like this one of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton'sAlice In Wonderland.Pick your favorite:

    1. Sorry, this is a photo of the ghost lady fromInsidious 2.
    2. At least this hairpiece beats Depp's acting inThe Tourist.
    3. They really let him leave the house like that?

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    🔥 111 up · 90 down
  • 11
    Into The Wigs

    Depp pulled off the "Russell Brand as a cartoon fox" look.

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    🔥 94 up · 74 down
  • 12
    The Wig-ist

    While filmingThe Tourist in Venice, Depp seemed to have about 15 pounds of weave glued to his head. The makeup artist used an old wig fromEdward Scissorhandsor a giant gopher.

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    🔥 107 up · 122 down
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    Secret Wigdow

    Johnny Depp would not lie. We believed Johnny Depp had jet black hair for years. Now we must believe it is brown. We will attribute this to the parallel universe ofSecret Window... for now.

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    🔥 97 up · 128 down▲ 1 above editor
  • 14
    Pirates Of The Wigibbean

    Do not link Johnny Depp's career boost as Captain Jack Sparrow in the massivePirates of the Caribbeanseries with Bret Michaels from Poison. We dare you.

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    🔥 115 up · 147 down▼ 1 below editor

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