These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

On a typical Tatooine Tuesday, stormtroopers stopped a droid party bus sandcrawling through Mos Eisley. The bus was packed with Star Wars droids, including BB-8, 4-LOM, and IG-88, plus a battle droid firing into the air and repeating 'Roger, roger!' A whiny moisture farmer kid drove, with old Ben Kenobi riding shotgun. Ben Kenobi waved his hand and said, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' The stormtroopers noted the passengers, but didn't find the astromech and protocol droids they sought - no R2-D2 or C-3PO. The farm boy and old timer went on their way. After the stop, the stormtroopers made a list of Star Wars droids they'd seen near the Dune Sea, none carrying Death Star plans. They even voted on which droids they'd like to see in the local cantina, if the barkeep would allow it.