Movie fans love quoting Commando. Here are the best quotes from the action film, as voted by you. Mark L. Lester directed Commando, which stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as a retired elite Black Ops Commando who takes on South American criminals who've kidnapped his daughter. Released on October 4, 1985, the film's tagline warns: "They hunted him down. They murdered his friends. Now they've taken the one thing he would kill for - his only daughter. May Heaven help them." What are the best Commando quotes? Do you prefer lines like Sully's (David Patrick Kelly) "You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last"? Or do you like some of the lesser-known lines? Let your voice be heard. Vote for your favorite Commando quotes and watch them rise to the top.
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Matrix is listed among the Best Commando Quotes.Jenny describes 'That Is So Old' in the list 'Best Commando Quotes'.Jenny reads one of her teen magazines.Why can't they just call him "Girl George"? That removes all the confusion.
Jenny.Dad, that issoold.
Matrix.: When I was a boy and rock and roll hit East Germany, the Communists claimed it was subversive... (thinks for a moment) Maybe they were right?0 - 2
Lawson.Jenny.[carrying garbage].I was afraid you'd miss me.
Cooke.Jenny.[drawing his gun].Don't worry. We won't.0 - 3

Forrestal.: That is American workmanship. You think the Japanese invented that? Nonsense. We did. We lost it for a time. But we got it back.
Cooke.: I like Cadillacs.
Forrestal.: You like Cadillacs? Come around here, brother, and get into this Cadillac. You will love it. This is style and beauty... Comfy, right? I know what you'll say, that's vinyl. You don't want leather, brother. Leather is hot. It is uncomfortable. It cracks.Nothing but trouble.. Look at the headroom you have in here. A guy like you will have no problem.[Cooke turns the key and starts the car].Go ahead, start it up. Listen to that. That is power. That is performance.
Cooke.: What do I like best?
Forrestal.: What is that?
Cooke.: ... The price.[Cranks up the car and backs up].
Forrestal.: Wait a minute! You can't drive that car in here! Whoa! Whoa![Cooke speeds up and runs over Forrestal].0 - 4
Jenny.: [After Kirby leaves] Is it bad?
Matrix.: I am not leaving if that is what you mean.
Jenny.: Then it can't be bad.0 - 5

Matrix.:[To Jenny, referring to a sandwich she made him]What's in this?
Jenny.: (Jokingly) Youdon'twant to know.0 - 6
Diaz.: Calm down, man. We cannot talk business with you waving guns at people... Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Whether she stays that way is up to you. My people have business with you. If you want your kid back, you must cooperate, right?
Matrix.: WRONG! [shoots him between the eyes].0 - 7

Bennett.: Sully will make sure you get on the plane. Henrique stays with you; make sure you get off. If I do not hear from either of them, she is dead.
Matrix.: How much are they paying you, Bennett?
Bennett.: They offered me a hundred thousand. You want to know something? When I found out I could get my hands on you, I said I would do it for nothing...
Henrique.: Hey, stop it![grabs Matrix by the arm].
Matrix.:I will be back, Bennett!...
Bennett.:... John, I'll be ready, John!0 - 8
Sully.: Have a nice trip, huh? Take care. Oh, here. Have some beers in Val Verde, Matrix. It will give everyone more time with your daughter.
Henrique.: Heh.
Matrix.: You are a funny guy, Sully, I like you. That is why I will kill you last...
Henrique.: Move.
Sully.:... Hasta luego, fellas.0 - 9

Stewardess.: Any carry-on luggage?
Matrix.:[pointing to Henrique].Just him.
Henrique.:[to Matrix].Open your mouth again and I will nail it shut.0 - 10
When no one is looking, John secretly snaps Henrique's neck. He then covers Henrique in a hat and blanket to make it look like he is sleeping.
Matrix.: Excuse me, how long is the flight?
Stewardess.We land in Valverde in eleven hours.
MatrixThanks. Do me a favor: don't disturb my friend; he is dead tired.0 - 12
Arius: [To Jenny]Your father seems to be cooperating. You will be with him again soon. Isn't that nice?
Jenny: Not nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in.0 - 13

Sully is at a pay phone talking to Bennett.
Sully: OK boss, he got on with Henrique; he is on the plane.
Sully hangs up the phone then looks at an off-duty stewardess named Cindy.
Sully: I have something I really want to give you.
Cindy: I'm not interested!
Sully: Oh, you don't know what you're missing.
Cindy: From here it looks like a nightmare; please leave me alone!
Sully: ... You fucking whore.0 - 14
Police Officier: Attention all units, emergency on theater level; suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker...
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Cindy: You steal my car, rip the seat out, kidnap me, ask me to help find your daughter which I kindly do, and then get me into a shootout where people die and blood sprays everywhere, and then I watch you rip a phone booth from a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and a cop shoots you and I save you and they chase me. Are you going to tell me what is happening or what?
Matrix: No.
Cindy: No?! No?!0 - 16
Matrix: Where is she, Sully?
Sully: Kiss my ass...
Matrix: [pushes him] I can't hear you!
Sully: I'll say it louder: get fucked!
Matrix: Your loyalty is touching (carries him to the edge of a cliff) but it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what isimportant is GRAVITY. I remind you, Sully (Pats the arm he holds Sully with) this is my weak arm!
Sully: You can't kill me, Matrix! You need me to find your daughter!
Matrix: Where is she?
Sully: I don't know! But Cooke knows! I'll take you where I'm supposed to meet him!
Matrix: But you won't.
Sully: Why not?
Matrix: (Dangles key in front of Sully's face) Because I already know. (Sully whimpers) Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right Matrix, you did!
Matrix: I lied. (Drops Sully)
Sully: UUUUHLLLUUUUAAAALLLLAAAALLLLAHHHHH!!!!...0 - 17

[After Matrix dropped Sully of the cliff]
Cindy: What did you do with Sully?
Matrix: I let him go...0 - 18
Cook: Scared, motherfucker? You should be, 'cos this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast and right now I am veryhungry!
Cindy: I can't believe this macho bullshit!0 - 19

Soldier: Slitting a little girl's throat is like a warm knife through butter.
Bennett: [to the soldier] Put the knife away, and shut your mouth.0 - 20
Bennett: I love listening to your little piss ant soldiers trying to talk tough; they make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
Arius: My soldiers are patriots.
BennettYour soldiers mean nothing. Matrix and I can kill every one of them in a blink—you remember that.
Arius.Are you trying to scare me, Mr. Bennett?
Bennett.I don't need to try. When Matrix finishes the job, he will return for his daughter. Whether she lives or dies, it does not matter. Then he will hunt you. The only thing separating Matrix and you is me.
Arius.I think you are afraid, Mr. Bennett. You fear Matrix.
Bennett.Of course, I am smart. But I have an edge; I have his daughter...0 - 21

General Kirby.Call the federal building. Have them watch every police, aviation, and marine channel in the area.
Soldier.What are you expecting?
General Kirby.World War Three!0 - 22
John.:[To Cindy]Do not break the silence until they see me.
Cindy.: How will I know?
John.: Because all hell is going to break loose.0 - 23

Bennett.:[after he shot Matrix]John! How is your arm, John?
Matrix.:[hidden behind a wall]Come over and find out!
Bennett.: No thanks, I think I'll pass. John, stick your head out. One shot, right between the eyes. I'll make it quick, just for the old time.
Matrix.: Bennett, stop messing around and let the girl go! It is me you want![Bennett laughs]I only have one arm! You can beat me![gets out]Come on, Bennett. Throw away that stupid gun. You do not want to pull the trigger.[holds up a knife]Put aknifein me.[mysteriously]Look me in the eyes and see what is happening in there when youturn it.That is what you want to do, right?
Bennett.:[nervous whisper]I can kill you, John.
Matrix.: Come on. Let the girl go. It is between you and me. Do not deny yourself some pleasure. Come on, Bennett, let's party!
Bennett.: I can beat you. I do not need the girl.[pushes Jenny aside]I do not need the girl! I—I do not need the gun, John. I can beat you! I DON'T NEED NO GUN![throws it down and takes out a knife]I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!!!!!0 - 24
Bennett.:[Punching him]John, I feel good! Just like old times... What does it feel like to be a dying man?... You're a dead man, John!
Matrix.: Bull...shit![Punches back]0
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