The Traitors, a murder mystery competition show mixing reality TV icons, is back for season 3. This D-list melting pot pays off, with Survivor and Big Brother legends questioning each other's intelligence. Tom Sandoval faces heat for his cheating scandal, and Bob the Drag Queen takes down Zac Efron's brother with sharp words. We're collecting the best quotes all season, from oblivious remarks to Alan's one-liners and savage boardroom zingers. One thing's certain: this season's contestants are out for blood.
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Alan said.How would you feel if I tapped you on the shoulder? Would you feel I betrayed you, Tom?
Tom said.Yes.
Alan said.Doesn’t feel so nice, does it?
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“I don’t think you’re a Traitor, but you are misguided. That should be your drag name; welcome to the stage, Miss Guided.”
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“The Traitors must lie, cheat, and deceive easily. Since I know you have those skills, I voted for you.”
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Gabby said:I was onThe Bachelor/Bachelorette.
Jeremy said:So how did it end?
Gabby:How did it end? I am a lesbian now.
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“I said I swear to God [I’m a Faithful].”God! And that was a lie, because I don’t believe in God; I am a Traitor.”
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“You brought a thousand-piece puzzle, dumped it on the table, and told us to put it together. Then you come in last, cover it in glue, put it on your wall, and claim you did it.”
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Dylan Efron said:Bob is an amazing actor; I grew up with an actor.
Bob The Drag Queen said:Not a good one.
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Bob The Drag Queen said:I will just say nine words: I swear to God that I am a Faithful.
Boston Rob said:Let me say two words: You're not.
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“Poor, brave, fabulous, Ayan. Now a Real Housewife of Dubai-bye.”
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“I love goat cheese. And I love talking sh*t.”
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“I thought, ‘Oh my God, I had no idea you were hot.’ I was very impressed.”
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[During a mission where contestants described doors] “Waiting my turn is like being in a kindergarten classroom. It is the week we learn all the different shapes. We have also learned our colors. We are still maybe not 100% sure.”
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“I might be Miss Guided, but we are all looking in the wrong direction.”
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