Ridiculous Kitchen Gadgets You Don't Need

Messy Desk Design's Keyboard Waffle Iron targets waffle fans. It turns any waffle into a keyboard.

Turn selfies into foam with this. Deck any latte with your face, or Kim Kardashian's.

The Meneghini La Cambusa lets you build a kitchen unit. It houses a coffee maker, ice-maker, temperature-controlled pantry, and a flat-screen TV.

What happens when you shove your hand into a pickle jar?

Only 100 of these exist.Venus Century 100 Year Anniversary espresso machines were made. The first one went to the Pope for personal use.

Spoons are for idiots.

An app manages your eggs. Check the app to see if you need eggs. It sends push notifications when stock is low, or just check your fridge.

This keeps things hot—or warm—without costing much with the.The Viking Professional Warming Drawer. Yes, it warms things.

Use this to dehydrate fruits, vegetables, meats, and make fruit leathers and jerky.This is the Sedona Dehydrator from Williams-Sonoma.

Hammacher Schlemmer's Southern Sweet Tea Brewer is ready when you need to brew.This brewer makes up to two quarts of sweet tea in ten minutes.

Make pizza in the Mugnaini Wood-Fired Pizza Oven instead of using the oven.This is the Mugnaini Wood-Fired Pizza Oven.

Wear these only if you are six years old pretending to be Wolverine.

This appliance does much.This multi-function appliance handles many tasks.Twelve machines handle the job. You provide the ingredients and the recipe; the machines chop, mix, and cut your hair (likely), and do your nails (we assume). That is typical work.

Watch your food cook through the glass of the Rapid Wave Oval Oven by Big Boss. Your normal oven cannot do that, but you can!

Banish the standard thermometer. You need one that lights up. The SteakChamp Ultimate Steak Thermometer has athree-color LED flashing signal showing your steak's doneness.

Who wants a normal pepper mill? Get one that is 31 inches.

You might not see the Stanley Cup in person, but you can have the popcorn-making version at home now!

Price: $99.99

Pangea Brands gave us this.Star Warsfans proclaim their love for their waffles everywhere.

This is for wine lovers who really love their wine. They want 960 bottles at the exact, digitally-controlled temperature. We want an invitation to the party!It holds 960 bottles at the right temperature. We want an invitation to the party!

Price: $14,089.00

This corkscrew is made to order. The fingertip lever uses 18 carat gold.

Stop pitting your own cherries. That takes too much effort!

Fill the chamber of the Smoking Gun Handheld Food Smoker. Apply aromatic smoke flavor to everything and anything.

Cook food six ways instead of just one! This VitaChef Multicooker includes a...It has a reversible steamer plate with burger formers. Use it when your hands can't form burgers.

This professional stand mixer beats your KitchenAid.

This is the best vegetable slicer. Think of it as the Cadillac.

Just eat the pizza cold! Seriously.

This towel dispenser and charging station makes sense.

This machine is a dream! It makes...This machine produces two quarts of sorbet, ice cream, or gelato in twelve to fifteen minutes.

Press your oranges in style—expensive style. This is the Frieling Fresh Solutions Orange Press.This is the Frieling Fresh Solutions Orange Press.