What are the best Vanderpump Rules quotes of all time? Lisa Vanderpump, who first appeared on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, stars in Bravo's popular reality show. As co-owner and boss of West Hollywood's SUR restaurant, she brings unforgettable quotes from Stassi Schroeder into our lives. With drama always cooking behind the scenes, Vanderpump Rules has produced some of the most meme-able quotes ever. This list features iconic quotes from Lala Kent, Tom Sandoval, and Lisa Vanderpump, but it's especially packed with wild and unpredictable quotes from Stassi Schroeder. Her musings are the wildest in reality TV history - so crazy they could be a modern art piece. Here are 38 savage, dramatic, and crazy phrases from one of Bravo's most binge-worthy shows.
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I'm not sure what I did to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Just Take My Order' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
28 - 2
You are not important enough to hate. Sit down.
Lisa Vanderpump is 'Not Worth It' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
23 - 3
It's NOT about the pasta!
James Kennedy is 'The Pasta Argument' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
18 - 4
You had sex with her? Rot in hell!
Brittany Cartwright is 'Hell Hath No Fury...' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
14 - 5
Why am I paying these people? They should pay me for therapy.
Lisa Vanderpump is 'Pay Me' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
11 - 6
I am smarter than you; I am prettier than you. Get over it.
Ariana Madix is 'It Is What It Is' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
11 - 7
I hoped this guy would not be murderous. Now I feel he is not murderous enough.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Missing The Edge' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
11 - 8
Everyone acts like they own the private chef back there. You are in a restaurant. We have a set menu. Pick something and shut up.
Stassi Schroeder is 'No Substitutions' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
10 - 9
She is a full-on, bunny boiler psycho.
Ariana Madix is 'Fatal Attraction Vibes' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
9 - 10
I will ride or die for those goat cheese balls and my white wine.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Committed' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
8 - 11
You are a bootleg Kardashian.
Tom Schwartz is 'Can't Quite Keep Up' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
8 - 12
With this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?
Jax Taylor is 'Psychic' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
7 - 13
If I can set my hair straight, maybe I can set my life straight.
Tom Schwartz is 'One Step At A Time' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
7 - 14
When I die, I want taxidermy. At my wake, I want a glass of wine. People can use a photo booth to take pictures with me.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Macabre Photo Booth' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
7 - 15
I think I will remember my first time making out with a pirate.
Dayna Kathan is 'Unforgettable' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
7 - 16
Sorry, I am trustworthy, and it is easy to fall in love with me.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Not My Problem' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
6 - 17
Women of America: Stop recording yourselves having sex. It always gets out there. This is my PSA.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Fair Warning' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
6 - 18
I take sketch comedy seriously.
Ariana Madix is 'No Joke' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
4 - 19
If we all touch nipples, do we cast a spell?
Katie Maloney-Schwartz is 'Feminine Magic' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
3 - 20
Girls come and go, but DJing stays with you forever.
James Kennedy is 'Career-Oriented' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
3 - 21
I cannot cry because these eyelashes are mink.
Scheana Marie is 'Averting Emotion' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
3 - 22
National OOTD Day is about being yourself, showing your style. But I must draw a line; that line is at overalls.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Over The Line' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
2 - 23
I am a ‘mactor.’ That means model-actor.
Tom Schwartz is 'Inventive' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
2 - 24
Raquel and I share a lot. We both like to eat food.
James Kennedy is 'So Much In Common' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
2 - 25
I got a marble trash can. Now it is too heavy for me to empty the trash.
Stassi Schroeder is 'First World Problems' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
1 - 26
I see everybody here has not worked on their summer bodies.
Lala Kent is 'Out Of Shape' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
1 - 27
I may not work at SUR, but don't worry, I have my T-shirt line.
Kristen Doute is 'Backup Plan' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
1 - 28
If she is a superhero, her power is to destroy fun.
Tom Sandoval is 'Antihero' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
0 - 29
I would smile now, but the Botox will not let me.
Scheana Marie is 'Antihero' in the '25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes' list.
0 - 30
It is my birthday.for the love of God is 'Put Some Respect On My Birthday'., treat it like it is my birthday.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Put Some Respect On My Birthday'.
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My mom told me I am the descendant of a Swedish princess, so I try to act like one.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Act Like It'.
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Commitment is not in my vocabulary, but plastic surgery and lying are.
Jax Taylor is 'Small Vocabulary'.
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I feel like someone is going to get stabbed with a diamond.
Stassi Schroeder is 'Things Might Get Violent'.
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