The Deadliest Weapons on The Walking Dead

Carol is listed among the deadliest weapons on The Walking Dead.The universe.

Episodes.Season 1 - Current Season.

Notable kills.Ed, Karen, and David, Lizzie.

Negan has Lucille. Does he have Carol? Our gang has Carol. She broke her cherry killing her abusive husband, Ed, after he was bitten by Amy. Mousy Carol used a pickaxe and cried her way through the process, tapping into long-bottled rage.

Carol lacks a signature weapon because she needs none. She used farm tools, handguns, rifles, knives, fire, explosives, deception, fear, cigarettes, casseroles, floral distractions, camouflage, Wolves clothing, and sweater sets. Negan really needs to get himself a Carol.

Character.Rick Grimes.

Episodes.Season 1, Episode 1 (“Days Gone By”) - Current Season.

Notable kills.The first little undead girl seen, Sophia, Bicycle Girl.

Rick’s signature weapon was standard issue for Georgia State Patrol, but Rick holds it in a Ricktator style. Rick used many weapons, but the Python is a favorite. Rick shot through a walker's mouth and killed two behind it. That is classic Rick. He also shot a couple of little undead girls with his Python (this isn't as pervy as it sounds if you don't know the show).

Character.Ezekiel.

Episodes.Season 7 (probably).

Notable kills.TBD.

The leader of The Kingdom, Ezekiel, has a strange pet/weapon: Shiva, a tiger. She is mostly cool. Be cool. Otherwise, a tiger will give you a beating.

Character.Daryl.

Episode.Season 6, Episode 9 (“No Way Out”).

Notable kills.Negan’s men, invading walkers.

Daryl blew Negan’s men away with a rocket launcher like a kid in a candy store. It helped when Alexandria’s walls broke. Daryl lured the walkers to the town's pond and set it on fire with the rocket launcher and fuel. Walkers like a good stew. The sequence got great shots and edits; it is like a redneck Fourth of July on mainstream TV.lured the walkers.to the town’s pond and lit it on fire with the rocket launcher and some fuel. Walkers like a good stew. The sequence got great shots and edits; it is like a redneck Fourth of July on mainstream TV.

Character.Daryl Dixon, trifling-ass Dwight.

Episodes.: Season 1, Episode 3 (“Tell It to the Frogs”) - Current season.

Notable kills.Denise, a ton of walkers, hopefully Negan, probably Dwight.

Growing up in the woods dodging beatings from your alcoholic daddy teaches you to use weapons young. Daryl Dixon fits the zombie apocalypse perfectly. He dispatched many undead with his Horton Scout HD 125 and Stryker.

Dwight better be ready for his eye to be shot before he dies hard once Daryl recovers in Season 7. Dwight used Daryl’s beloved crossbow to kill Denise. What a d*ck.

Character.Rick.

Episode.Season 5, Episode 3 (“Four Walls and a Roof”).

Notable kills.Walkers, Tomas, and Gareth.

Rick made the machete an OMG icon in Season 5 of The Walking Dead.The Walking Deadlong after hekilled Tomas Oldboy.Gareth sent someone to the sky BBQ with a red-handled blade. He had to do it because he promised Gareth he would kill him when they first met. Rick horrified Glenn, Maggie, Tara, and Tyresse with this violence. Sasha and Abraham joined the fighting without hesitation.

Character: MichonneMichonne.

Episodes: Season 2, Episode 13 (“Beside the Dying Fire”) - Current SeasonSeason 2, Episode 13 (“Beside the Dying Fire”) - Current Season.

Notable kills: Penny, The mothertrucking Governor, Hershel, Hershel’s head, RegPenny, the mothertrucking Governor, Hershel, Hershel’s head, Reg.

Michonne uses her Japanese sword with intense death-like joy. In Season 1, Michonne appeared from the dark, hoodie up, and cut through hearts. When she is not chopping a shag apple for Rick, Michonne slices through the wasteland like a sharp boss.

Her katana has been used for evil. The governor used it to kill everyone’s favorite apocalyptic grandpa (Hershel) and Jessie’s husband (Porch D*ck) used it to kill Deanna’s husband, Reg. Season 7 must end with Negan on this skewer.

Character:Sasha

Episodes: Season 5, Episode 1 (“No Sanctuary”) - Current SeasonSeason 5, Episode 1 (“No Sanctuary”) - Current Season.

Notable kills: Lots and lots of walkers, hopefully Negan right in the faceLots of walkers. Hopefully Negan is right in the face.

This is Sasha’s rifle; there are many like it, but this one is Sasha’s. Without her Seekins, Sasha is useless.

Character: Merle

Episodes: Season 3Season 3

Notable kills:Walkers

Rick chained Merle to a roof in Season 1. Merle reappeared in Season 3 with a bayonet for a hand. Good job, Merle. Good job.

Character:Rick

Episode:Season 4, Episode 16 (“A”)

Notable kills:Joe, the Claimed leader

A man can only take so much. Rick wasdonewith antics and rudeness by the end of Season 4. When the Claimed leader threatened to kill Daryl, rape Michonne and Carl, and shoot Rick, Rick hit his limit. Rick became caveman on Joe’s throat, shocking Daryl. Dag, Rick. Are you okay, buddy?

Andy Lincoln chose chicken over cold beef for that bite. He picked chicken. Who’s hungry?

Character: Glenn

Episode:Season 3, Episode 8 (“Made to Suffer”)

Notable kill:Merle’s walker assassin

Pizza boy Glenn became Korean Jackie Chan when Merle locked him in a room with a walker. He killed the walking dead using the chair he was strapped to.

Character:Tyreese

Episode:Season 3 - Season 5

Notable kills:Walkers, the point

Before staff-wielding zen master Morgan, there was peacefulformer NFL playerTyreese and his hammer. Sometimes the world is a nail, and Tyreese must hammer it.

Character: Maggie

EpisodeSeason 3, Episode 8 (“Made to Suffer”)

Notable kills:Many grossed-out Woodbury residents

Glenn is a MacGyver. He took the arm bones of a walker he killed and gave them to Maggie to fight her way out of Woodbury. What a mensch.

Character: Daryl

Episode:Season 4, Episode 8 (“Too Far Gone”)

Notable kill:Martinez’s tank

Slam dunk!

Character: Negan

EpisodeSeason 6, Episode 16 (“Last Day on Earth”)

Notable kills: We see Lucille during the Season 7 premiere, right?

Lucille, not BB King's guitar, is a death threat. The barbed-wire wrapped baseball killed at least one fan-favorite cast member. The weapon is probably named after Negan's wife, who died of cancer and turned.

Lucille has something good about her; she twists America’s former favorite past. She ended Glenn in the comics. Who will she kill on the show? Better yet, who will use this destructive weapon against Negan?

Character:Members of The Kingdom

Episodes:Season 7

Notable kills: TBD

They have spears and horses! Time for old-fashioned killing.

Character:Daryl

Episode:Season 5, Episode 16 (“Conquer”)

Notable kills:The three walker amigos

One of Daryl’s apocalypse nicknames is One Chain.

Character:Rick

Episode:Season 5, Episode 11 (“The Distance”)

Notable kill:That undead guy in the woods on the way to Alexandria.

Rick gives roadside help as the group tries to break a walker herd. When the Colt fails, he uses a flare gun. It is awesome.

Character:Eugene

Episode:Season 5, Episode 5 (“Self Help”)

Notable kills:Slip-n-slide walkers

Eugene and his mullet use the water cannon on a fire truck to wash away walkers. This cools them off and makes walkers punch at the same time.

Character: Morgan

Episodes:Season 5, Episode 16 (“Conquer”) - Current Season

Notable kills:Lots of walkers

Before Morgan Jones found peace in a cell, he killed many people with knives, guns, and what he stored in his small town lair. When Eastman finds him and helps the mentally and emotionally unstable man, Morgan seeks a new life avoiding harm. He takes up the okushakubō, or bō, a wooden staff, with Eastman’s push. Morgan uses the weapon very well, using it to stop enemies or confuse them, not to kill them, to Carol's annoyance.

Character:Andrea

Episode:Season 2, Episode 1 (“What Lies Ahead”)

Notable kill:RV walker

Andrea gets stuck in a camper's john when a walker tries to eat her. She fights back and uses only a screwdriver to fend off the walker.

Character:Daryl

Episode:Season 5, Episode 6 (“Crossed”)

Notable injury:Atlanta cop Bob

Daryl improvises again, using a melted walker skull to scare off a cop. Getting this weapon means reaching into a walker's eye sockets, not its mouth.

Character:Daryl

Episode:Season 3, Episode 10 (“Home”)

Notable kills: Bridge walker

Wily southern boy Daryl proves he does not need fancy weapons to succeed. He uses whatever. When a mother and child are trapped in a car by walkers, Daryl shows off the car’s best feature: a quick-closing hatchback. KaBLAM!

Character: The Governor

Episode:Season 3, Episode 16: “Welcome to the Tombs”

Notable kills:Andrea

The Governor used a trick to let walkers do the dirty work. He unleashed a newly undead Milton on Andrea. She killed him, but he bit her. She then killed herself.

Character: Jessie

Episode:Season 6, Episode 2: “JSS”

Notable kill:Lady Wolf

Jessie, in full mama bear mode, killed a Wolf that broke into her home. The intruder took a few inches off her aorta.

Character:The Governor

Episode:Season 4, Episode 6: “Live Bait”

Notable kills:Pit walkers

The Governor thought fast and used a walker bone to kill. He shows an eye for quick ideas. Glenn gave him this idea.

Character:Michonne

Episode:Season 3, Episode 15: “This Sorrowful Life”

Notable kill: Roadside motel walkers

Michonne used the garrote, not her katana, to kill because she works hard. The garrote performs a good beheading.

Character:Daryl

Episode:Season 4, Episode 12: “Still”

Notable kill:Undead snobby golf club members

Some fan made a video using Bill Murray’s audio from CaddyshackDaryl beat a walker with a golf club, showing visuals of him beating the turd-honkin' Jesus.