Worst Film Title Lines

Will Smith calls his team "some kind of suicide squad" about a minute and forty seconds into the trailer that exploded at Comic-Con. Another character reminds viewers the characters are "bad guys." How stupid does DC think we are?

James Bond films don't need new titles; they exist in every 007 iteration, even the gritty Daniel Craig reboots. But the line "that's my little octopussy" sounds so dumb it makes people want to throw up.

James Cromwell appears just to remind you, if the crushing boredom makes you forget, that you are watching aStar Trekmovie.

Face/Off Nicolas Cage gives an insane line reading for this bad movie's title. Face/Off is one of the worst movies ever made.

The crew felt high fives while finishing this scene.Gone Baby GoneGone Baby Gone proves a prestige movie can still have garbage dialogue.

You nailed it, Jon Vernon.

Hearing the film's title two minutes and thirteen seconds in tells you the movie must begoodgreat.

Yikes. TheMortal KombatOnly watch Mortal Kombat movies if you are with friends wanting laughs. Or if you are twelve.

Philip K. Dick adaptations and awful dialogue have a problem. He was not a great writer, but he doesn't deserve lines this bad.

No matter what the guy in your film history class says,Natural Born KillersThis movie is not good. The whole thing tries to convince you how edgy it is. But the line that really pushes the movieoverWoody Harrelson reads the film's title with an overly southern tone.

It is hard to tear down a movie with top monologues, but who thought referring to Decker as a blade runner was a good idea? And why did it sound so racist?

Chasing AmyChasing Amy was meant to be Kevin Smith's big dramatic moment. It feels more like an embarrassing '90s time capsule than a movie. Silent Bob's speech at the end, where he overacts screwing up a relationship while advising Ben Affleck, is the most embarrassing part.

The NeverEnding StoryThe NeverEnding Story is not good. It goes off the rails when the Childlike Empress explains the film's idea to Atreyu. No thanks.

John Malcovich dedicated himself to his role in the incredible bad filmCon Air,His offbeat line reading cannot fix how cringe-worthy it is when he says the movie's name while taking over the airplane.

The title ofCool RunningsThe Jamaican bobsled team says the title every time they compete. The odd thing is, the guys do not need to say "cool runnings." Ending their chant with "it's bobsled time" makes much more sense than saying the movie's name.

ChinatownChinatown gets much praise for being one of the greatest noir filmsgreatest noir filmsA movie produces this, but how good can a film be if it has to repeat its concept in the ending?

Sean Connery welcomes Nicolas Cage and his crew to Alcatraz after they are already on the prison island; this is like welcoming people to your home while they stand in your bedroom.

The titular line in Guardians of the Galaxy.Guardians of the Galaxy.This actually happens two times in a row at the end of the beloved Marvel movie. Saying the title takes the audience out of this fun movie.

Woof. That ends a scene well. The only thing that could make this scene worse is if Elrond looked into the camera and winked at the audience.

The line, "you two characters are going to Top Gun," cannot be worse unless it is, "you two fictional characters who aren't real who are in a movie called"Top Gun., you're going to be furthering the action of this scene by finding out that you're attending a school that is oddly also called Top Gun.