Marching band jokes and puns on this list are funny because they're true - except for the flaming oboe one. We got these jokes from men and women who were in high school band. College and beyond band members probably have funny jokes too, but we lost touch ages ago. If you were a flutist or percussionist, you'll identify with these jokes and laugh. Everyone in America has met a band geek in high school - either you knew one or you were one. If you're unsure, you were probably the band geek. We never saw the point in early morning marches with heavy instruments, but that's what makes band kids special. What also makes you great is your sense of humor - we hope. We've got jokes about band geeks, so vote up your favorites and add yours in the comments.
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The band cannot hear a mouse squeak over the whole group.
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Five trumpet players change a light bulb. One acts, four tell him how much better they could have played.
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One player is loud, annoying, and cannot be silenced. The other is a bird.
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Only one conductor probably does it, but who is really watching?
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You do not. They cannot find the right key, and they do not know when to start.
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Government bonds mature and earn money eventually.
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Only one clarinet player changes a light bulb, but they search the whole box for the right one.
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You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
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