The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked

"To become a monster like me means admitting you were too weak to stay human."

-Alucard

"The Bird of the Hermes is my name; I eat my wings to tame myself."

-Alucard

"Demons do not cry. You became a demon because you stopped crying. Humans cry; their tears dry up, leaving nothing but a demon, not a monster, and then one prays for death."

-Alexander Anderson

"I am surrounded by idiots."

-Integra Hellsing

"God spares no salvation for those who beg for it. He shows no mercy to those who ask for his kindness. These small requests do not call on god. They mean your death."

-Alucard

"Stop whining! I just cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still young; the real fun starts soon! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!"

-Alucard

"You are the maggot under the garbage! Look at you! That cheap outfit is not for a carnival. You wear a priest outfit; you do not know shame. That makes you trash! You are a narrow-minded king who creates ghouls as slaves. You are a coward who cannot act alone. Even Hell would not accept you! Your instant vampires are cockroaches! They multiply everywhere. I cannot stand your half-hearted vampire without self-respect! You do not know who you are! I have reasons for serving humans, but that is not a story for trash like you."

-Alucard

"Eternity is wasted on people like you. Try all you can; immortality slips away. You are left with only your shame."

-Alucard

"I suggest pissing yourself, then praying to your weak god."

-Walter C. Dornez

"To rule the world, make peace, and write its laws; be generous to the obedient and merciless to those who fight you. Nothing changes; two thousand years pass, and you still act like the world is yours."

-Alucard

"Resignation kills people. Once they reject resignation, humans gain the right to make humanity their path."

-Alucard

"What a shame. I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. Now you are nothing but dog shit!"

-Alucard

"Immortality is wasted on the young."

-Alucard

"Look at Integra’s 'battle,' Police girl! Integra cut herself open, spilled her blood, and chose to fight for her life. Giving up kills people. When people reject giving up, they win the right to move beyond humanity. 'Never give up, even if it means death'—that is the pride and dignity of our master."

-Alucard

"I cannot help you. I belong to a world of death. Your world of choices was not meant for me to interfere with."

-Alucard

"You want me to roll over like a dog? Give up and accept defeat. Ha! That is the kind of talk your kind uses. Language for cowards who lost their humanity because they were too weak to survive. Don't look down on humans, you monsters. Come on. I’ll send you all to hell."

Integra Hellsing

"It's a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink."

Alucard

"Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now, therefore ye kings. Be admonished ye judges of the earth. Serve the lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little."

Alexander Anderson

"Hey bitch, get off me! I'm supposed to be on top!"

Jan Valentine

"Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful if you're a bloodsucker."

Alucard

"Have you ever wondered, Master, what it feels like to be hunted?"

Alucard

"You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't care if you're a vampire, you're still English. Have some manners."

Integra Hellsing

"You are a fool who creates slaves for your dirty work. You are a coward and incompetent, unable to do anything alone. You do not deserve the lowest pits of Hell!"

Alucard

"That dog is neither man nor monster. Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster."

Alucard

"These monsters dare to enter this house built on blood and honor! I will see them all roast in the deepest pits of Hell!"

Integra Hellsing

"No matter how intelligent or strong they are, they are still nothing but vampire trash."

Integra Hellsing

"You have taken all those lives, not even because you were thirsty! Is it fun... Huh! Is that what it takes for filth like you to get off..? Cheap little two-bit terrors."

Alucard

"Eat Harkonnen, bitch!"

Seras Victoria

"Very well. Then war is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, a simple, 'ordinary' war will not be enough for us. We need a massive war! A war beyond any man's history! We are just one battalion, the leftovers of a defeated army under a thousand strong. However, I think each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily beat an army of a million and one men!"

Montana Max

"Police girl… Enjoy this. Enjoy the massacre. This alone will make you strong."

Alucard

"Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! Ahh I'm so fucking hard right now!"

Jan Valentine

"At last, the sea lion crossed the ocean and heads up the hill! Attention Millennium battalion soldiers, this is your commander's message! Friends, let's bring them Hell."

Montana Max is on the list 'The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked'.

"Little Hellsing chicky, I'm coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. It will be fun. We want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house down, go home, and masturbate, okay?"

Jan Valentine is 'Come Out And Play' on 'The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked'.

"While you wait for us to kill you, we highly recommend p!$$!ng yourself, then praying to your impudent god. Cowarding in the corner and begging always works. But act now, there is still time for an old-fashioned suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! Goodnight!"

Jan Valentine said "Thank You London!" for 'The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked'.

"A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell." is 'Four-Poster' on 'The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked'.

Seras Victoria is 'Four-Poster' on 'The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked'.

"They're... eating my people!" is 'My People!' on 'The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked'.

Integra Hellsing said "They're... eating my people!" for 'My People!' on 'The 35+ Best Hellsing Quotes, Ranked'.