If you're thirsty for vampire jokes, you're in the right place. Good jokes about bloodsuckers can be hard to find, but these hilarious puns and gags will leave you in stitches - no blood transfusions needed. Whether you want a bite of comedy or some spooky puns for Halloween, these jokes will have you laughing like Dracula himself. Grab your crucifix, garlic, and holy water, and vote up the fang-tastic vampire jokes below.
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They are a pain in the neck, so vampires have trouble making friends.
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The vampire's least favorite song is “Another One Bites The Dust.”
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The local vampire coven held a recruitment drive because they needed new blood.
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Nobody can ever beat the Count in a boxing match.
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