21 Shower Thoughts About The Bible

Redditor u/Indian_Of_Legend:

If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is God's lamb, then Mary actually had a little lamb.

Redditor u/TheAnagramancer:

Cain and Abel show how humans invented murder before anyone died from natural causes.

Redditor u/Frontb***McGee:

What if Adam and Eve started as physically and mentally perfect people? What if the human race now is the dumb, deformed result of years of inbreeding?

Redditor u/bloxxerhunt:

Cain and the Black Death killed about 25% of the world's population.

Redditor u/MysterEthan04:

Since Adam and Eve were never kids, imagine they were shocked when their kid's teeth started falling out for no reason.

Redditor u/biggest-brained-boii:

Getting off the Ark and seeing miles of human and animal corpses must have been rough for Noah and his family.

Redditor u/Magvel_:

Noah must have truly trusted the two termites on the Ark.

Redditor u/Ashu929:

Moses is the first human to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Redditor u/ThiefofHeart05:

Most illustrations show Adam and Eve with belly buttons.

Redditor u/thebananahotdog:

Jesus' first miracle involved bringing alcohol to a party.

Redditor u/cyberdecks-and-neon:

When Moses destroyed the first set of Commandments, he was breaking the law.

Redditor u/upsidedownquestion:

Moses must have been jacked to hold the giant stone tablets easily, as seen in all those paintings.

Redditor u/mesmilized:

The New Testament of the Bible split the fan base.

Either you love it and are Christian, prefer the Old Testament and are Jewish, or you are 'meh' about the whole Bible series and follow another religion or are an atheist/agnostic.

Redditor u/murse_joe:

The story of David and Goliath shows that technology can offer a war advantage over troop numbers.

Redditor u/Nobodygrotesque:

Narwhals are just unicorns that survived and adapted because Noah kept them off his Ark.

Redditor u/moneys5:

If Jesus rose today, he would likely be lost among people claiming to be him.

Redditor u/LP_1996:

Cain was probably innocent because he never knew a rock could kill; nobody died before Abel.

Redditor u/Bonzo451:

All the inns in Bethlehem were probably not full when Mary and Joseph searched for a place to give birth; innkeepers likely did not want their rooms used for childbirth or a baby savior.

Childbirth is messy, so everyone understands.

Redditor u/PoopMobile9000:

Adam and Eve were the first guests who stayed too long by eating their host’s food after being told not to.

Redditor u/mydogbuddha:

If Jesus were born now, DNA tests would reveal the father.

Redditor u/PineKing213:

Snakes lost legs to give Adam and Eve the Apple of Enlightenment. Clams must have messed up.