Cher's Most Insane Tweets

Uggg... Trying to get up. Why did I promise to go for an early morning hike?
Re cmoji of HoverboardSAW 1 ONWAS TALKING & Twtg & 4GOT TXTTHEY CATCH.

Have a great day. I'm off to make sauce. Once again, we had a kitchen calamity.
Yesterday.

Another person thinks Emojis are stupid. They have never seen a hieroglyph. Believe Emojis from infancy. New Gen will add drama and humor.

OK, I found my armor-plated big girl G-string. I'm ready. Let the come down. I have been through worse than this, battled lies and enquirer all my life.

What's the matter with old people? Are they CAPS KRYPTONITE?
They don't frighten timid people...
CAPS won't hurt you.
CAPS aren't PC.#GETAfingGRIP

Later, kittens are up to no good.
OMG, kittens are hard core.

Adults are SO PACMAN

If you can't read...
CMOJI SPEAK BY NOW.
I have failed on so many levels.

At first, they were weirded out about my passport. "CHER".
Thought you must have a last name (Sorry fellas). Then Jen said look at GAZZILION STAMPS.

I'm eating the biggest piece of cake in the Evil Empire....
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Where did this come from?pic.twitter.com/Y6xuiT7tOo

Someone tell me if more swag went up today. Are D2K Cher Vampire Santas up yet? I had so many funny ones.
Captions, but my humor is too acquired taste.

I'm going to give the F-word a timeout. I'm starting with a month! F-word, go sit in that corner and think about all the bad things you've done.

Happy Valentine's Day.pic.twitter.com/ZGjUrndxZw

Worked on perfume yesterday, wearing it today. Almost perfect. It needs a dash more vanilla... and it's perfect. Asked to do.
Great musical for TV.

Confessing, I lost my mind and did what I did every 1-2 years. I am not proud either.
Jack in the Box.
Tacos.
Large malt.
Onion rings and.
French fried.

I was driving and thinking. I know you didn't think I could walk and chew gum either, but it happened to me. I never thank you for being here; it's not BS.
Thanks.

Love Cher as cupcakes. Why..
Because I love.
Cake.pic.twitter.com/io5ENhfamq

I am severe and take full responsibility for my intolerance. If you know me... my nature is gentle, but I can't bear people suffering in the richest country in.

div data-oembed-url="">blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">— Cher (@cher)June 28, 2015./blockquote>/div>

Jumped in the pool (with all my clothes on) because kids dared me. They are 11... How old am I now after I jumped in? All the grown-ups jumped in.

A friend just called from Europe and woke me.pic.twitter.com/jBYw5aG3jJ

It's to all.
For amazing tweets.
If I must be as old as clouds, it's okay.
I can sing. I'm funny. Have a great laugh.
And I can wear the f*ck out of a dress.

Spent the last three days with Rick.
He is the writer of Cher's musical.
We had so much fun.
He wrote Jersey Boys.
Hmmm. Shell be more of a pain.

My new shoe and clean cat.pic.twitter.com/aVyxAk6oUQ

This is for baby shower gifts.pic.twitter.com/eH65lCCbPq

Haven't eaten so much in the last 17 years. Breakfast crepes with Nutella, lunch, french fries, and waiting for... now dinner.
Just roll me home.

Sorry for being MIA. But I was at the venue. Rehearsal, then dress, run-through, and stayed at the gig until now.
Equality is heaven. I am in heaven.
So much like heaven.

Love the new app COLORFY.
It's only good if you like objects.
I love Mandalas. Colors.
Do them while waiting. I cannot share new ones; the phone is.
CRAZY

Wassup s
I just finished singing. Whew.

WAITWALLMART
SEARS, EBAY, AMAZON SELLS CONFEDERATE
FLAG SWAG
JESUS WAS SURROUNDED BY
RACISTSBET#SEAWORLDHAS
WHALE W/CONFEDERATE
FLAG

The kitten still has no name.
Call him little boy.pic.twitter.com/8xUA1PhrWh

My business manager discussed investments going to.
2029. I said I do not care; I will.
Be DEAD.
It is for my foundation.

Later...going to eat