Riddles With Twisted Solutions

The Riddle:

The person who built it sold it.The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?

A coffin.

A coffin.

The Riddle:

A man died holding a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other. Police pressed play on the tape, hearing the man say, "I have nothing else to live for. I can't go on," followed by a shot. Police knew someone else did it after listening to the tape. How did they know?How did they know?

The Solution:

How would he rewind the tape if he took his own life?

The Riddle:

Two girls ate dinner together.They both ordered iced teas. One girl drank very fast and finished five in the time the other drank one. The girl who drank one died; the other survived. All the drinks were poisoned. How did the other girl survive?

The Solution:

The poison was in the ice.

The Riddle:

A man is condemned to death.He must choose between three rooms. The first holds raging fires, the second holds assassins, and the third holds lions that have not eaten in three years. Which room is safest for him?

The Solution:

The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are not alive.

The Riddle:

Every single person died.in a plane crash.Who survived?

The Solution:

Married couples.

The Riddle:

The power was out all over town.This happened when Jim was in the hospital. After power returned, a nurse found Jim stabbed. Police questioned the nurse, a cleaning woman, Jim's doctor, and Jim's wife. The nurse said she was in the doctor's lounge until power came back. The cleaning woman said she was having tea in the staff room. The doctor said he was speaking to a patient. Jim's wife said she was buying food at the hospital's vending machine. Who did it?

The Solution:

Jim's wife, because she could not buy food at a vending machine if the power was out.

The Riddle:

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you die. What is it?Rich people need it. If you eat it, you die. What is it?

Nothing.

Nothing.

The Riddle:

It cannot be seen. It appears whenever it is there. It fills a room and is like the air. You cannot touch it, and you cannot hear anything. It is harmless; there is nothing to fear. What is it?Whenever it is there, it fills a room and is like the air. It cannot be touched, and there is nothing to hear. It is quite harmless—there is nothing to fear. What is it?

The darkness.

The darkness.

The Riddle:

Sam talks to his lawyer in jail. They are upset the judge refused bail. At the end of the talk, Sam gets to leave jail. Why?. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?

The Solution:

Sam visits his lawyer, who was detained.

The Riddle:

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?How can this be?

The Solution:

She took his picture, then developed the image.

The Riddle:

It was a hot summer afternoon.A detective interviewed the wife and maid after the house owner died in the pool. The maid claimed she found him wet; she saw him swimming with his wife in the morning. The wife stated she went shopping downtown after swimming. Who lied?

The Solution:

The maid lies about him being wet. He would have dried in the summer sun.

The Riddle:

A man worked a night shift.He got a phone call and rushed home. He entered his bedroom and saw his wife with another person. Instead of getting angry, he smiled at both and brought breakfast to his wife. Why?

The Solution:

His wife just gave birth to a baby.

The Riddle:

From Redditor /u/Smach2806:

They pick what I eat, how much I eat, and when I eat. They decide when I can [go to the bathroom]. I am locked in a small space until they let me out for a few minutes. They do not let me have kids. They act like best friends. They hit me if I misbehave or speak. What am I?

The Solution:

A dog.