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22 Dark Shower Thoughts We Can't Stop Thinking About

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Shower thoughts can be weird and funny, but sometimes they take a dark turn. People on Reddit have shared their darkest shower thoughts, revealing the bleak ideas that pop up while they're getting clean.

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    From Redditoru/dolphinator6000:

    Someone was in a coma, but everyone thought they died. They were buried and probably passed underground, even though they were alive.

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    From Redditoru/Ghettoceratops:

    Our lives are spent designing our corpses.

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    🔥 582 up · 171 down
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    From Redditoru/2018InANutshell:

    No one knows what being dead feels like.

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    🔥 494 up · 150 down
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    From Redditoru/bard_is_the_best:

    You might have made a life-saving choice without realizing it.

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    🔥 484 up · 147 down
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    From Redditoru/Chonkmyster

    The scariest thing is revealed.You find only a photo of yourself on the website “thispersondoesnotexist.”

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    🔥 446 up · 143 down▲ 3 above editor
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    From Redditoru/sidnehw1:

    Good ghosts scare you away. Bad ones try to pull you in.

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    🔥 426 up · 129 down
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    From Redditoru/Cpt_disregard:

    A good liar makes you think they are bad.

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    🔥 378 up · 122 down▲ 3 above editor
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    From Redditoru/StaySharpp:

    The scariest stories are the ones left untold.

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    🔥 323 up · 94 down▼ 3 below editor
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    From Redditoru/ThegamerJ:

    People who believe in an afterlife never feel disappointed when they die, even if their beliefs are wrong.

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    🔥 323 up · 110 down▲ 3 above editor
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    From Redditoru/Boilermaker1983

    You will likely miss the ending of a movie or show you like because you [passed].

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    🔥 302 up · 92 down▼ 3 below editor
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    From Redditoru/radfox35:

    More knowledge about something makes it seem worse.

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    🔥 288 up · 98 down
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    From Redditoru/KomodoJo3:

    Your skeleton hatches only after you [pass].

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    🔥 267 up · 93 down▲ 1 above editor
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    From Redditoru/laziest_liam:

    I would rather be slain with a knife than a spoon.

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    🔥 240 up · 71 down▼ 4 below editor
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    From Redditoru/Dawson81702:

    If all Grocers and Markets vanished, many people would not survive.

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    🔥 230 up · 78 down
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    From Redditoru/alitur:

    You have your whole life to prepare for your [passing].

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    🔥 221 up · 74 down
  • 16

    From Redditoru/SapphireOfMoldova:

    Clean-up efforts do not reduce Earth's trash. They just move it from an unacceptable land to an acceptable one.

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    🔥 203 up · 82 down
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    From Redditoru/panda-juice:

    Dead bugs on indoor window sills probably passed trying to get outside through the glass.

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    🔥 179 up · 72 down
  • 18

    From Redditoru/Ieznoo:

    Positive is a scary word today.

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    🔥 176 up · 114 down
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    From Redditoru/takoperoinen-miete:

    Parents' funny stories about their kids being bad actually show they were bad parents.

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    🔥 166 up · 116 down
  • 20

    From Redditoru/thebandyttrium:

    We get sweaty palms most of the time we need them dry.

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    🔥 144 up · 115 down
  • 21

    From Redditoru/olliekemp:

    We know more useless facts than useful ones.

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    🔥 137 up · 130 down
  • 22

    From Redditoru/dodsdans:

    Christmas harms the environment.

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    🔥 104 up · 154 down

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