aneverydaystory Readers Share Funniest Jokes

Facebook commenter.Dani S.:

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a little man, maybe a foot tall, and a small piano. He puts them on the bar, and the little guy starts playing Mozart while the man orders a drink.

The bartender asks, "I don't care where you found a little man."plays pianolike that?"

The guy replies, "There's a genie outside granting wishes. He's still there if you hurry."

The bartender runs out. Ducks enter the front door and start a loud fight. The bartender states, "You didn't tell me the genie was deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

The guy asks, "Do you really think I asked for an eleven-inch pianist?"

Facebook commenter.John M.:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve?”

Facebook commenter.Jeff D.:

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I put my foot down.

Facebook commenter.Melissa R.:

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Facebook commenter.Max W.:

This one made me laugh more than it should have!

Facebook commenter.theDevilsEnemy:

An officer pulled me over. He asked, “Why did I pull you over?” I said, “The body in the trunk?” He asked, “What body?” I said, “Nobody.”

He laughed. I laughed. Nobody laughed. He said, “I forgot why I pulled you over. Get outta here.”

Facebook commenter.Sheila B.:

That's funny.

Facebook commenter.Brian D.:

Plot twist: there was a body in the trunk.

Facebook commenter.Syd R.:

I bought an artificial Christmas tree. The man asked, "Are you putting that up yourself?" I said, "Nah, I picked a nice corner in the living room."

Facebook commenter.Martha C.:

I beg your pardon. That’s funny. With the holidays near, I won’t see the tree without laughing.

Facebook commenter.Reitha S.:

My granddaughter told me this when she was little.

What did one snowman say to the other?

I smell carrots.

Facebook commenter.Cori H.:

Where were the first French fries made?

In Greece.

Facebook commenter.Nicole W.:

What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Facebook commenter.Sandra O.:

We're cleaning technicians now at work. I cracked up at this. Thanks for the laugh!

Facebook commenter.Stacey S.:

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Catch it on its back. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Keep it tame; catch it on its back.

Facebook commenter.Kathleen W.:

This is my favorite joke. The first joke I see is yours. I use skunk.

Facebook commenter.Bret F.:

I wanted to see if removing the shell would make a snail move faster…

It actually looked slower!…

Facebook commenter.Rachel M.:

What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

Facebook commenter.Michael S.:

I read a book once. It said smoking pot harms your body and mind. I swore I would never read another book.

Facebook commenter said this.Laurie L.:

That's funny!

From Facebook commenter.Kevin W.:

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

It is too cold outside; that is why they wash clothes in tide.

From Facebook commenter.Crow C.:

I made this up while I was having legal troubles:

Why are all lawyers drunks?

A lawyer passes the bar once; they never pass another one.