Spider-Man burst onto the comic book scene in 1962 with his everyman charm, quirky hair, and lightning-fast humor. Today's comic book fans expect superheroes to be witty, but Spider-Man started it all. Without him, Marvel movies wouldn't be as fun, and summer blockbusters would be all grunts and no puns. Celebrate your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man with our list of his best comebacks, jokes, and one-liners. Over six decades, Spider-Man has undergone many changes: college student, clone, soul-seller, and even Doc Ock for a while. But through it all, he's remained funny - perhaps that's why we identify with him. He's not the toughest hero or the coolest powerhouse, but he's always been the funniest. That's why we love him. Vote for your favorite Spider-Man one-liners and mid-fight jokes, and share your favorite web-slinging quotes in the comments if they're missing.
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