Denny's is that reliable friend who's always there, day or night. They might not be your top choice, but they're a solid option. Their tweets are short, witty, and fun - whether they're touting menu items or playfully sparring with other corporations. Denny's shines on Twitter with clever, funny posts, often thanks to their shameless self-promotion. Unlike many corporate accounts, Denny's doesn't take itself seriously and uses Twitter to engage, not just advertise. Their responses to customers are also hilarious, addressing criticisms, praise, and random comments. With tens of thousands of tweets and replies, Denny's breakfast restaurant often surprises with its witty remarks - here are a few of the funniest.
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drained pools.
the emptiness inside.26 - 2
Incoming freshmen, do you know how much we'll be part of your lives for four years?
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div data-oembed-url="">blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">honey jalapeo baconwhen a bee and a jalapeo fall in love.
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Someone make sure they use the balls with the pictures, not the numbers, thanks.pic.twitter.com/CBwIEKwZNz
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Her: wanna hang out? we could get Denny's...
Him: eh, I'm not the biggest fan of de-pic.twitter.com/A1v2qH90p613 - 10
Hey.@burgerkingHow about a Slampper or a Whammper or a Whoppaslamus-rex or something?pic.twitter.com/zWHXfgIPYV
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Adult life with responsibilities and a 9-to-5 may drag, but no one stops you from eating a cheeseburger at 5 a.m.#mondaymotivation
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div data-oembed-url="">blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">we know some of our tweets can be cheesy. they may not be safe for the...
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Just to be crystal clear, if anyone offers you green eggs and ham, do not eat it. That should be common sense, lesson number one.
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#MorningPeopleArea myth invented by restaurants that don't serve breakfast 24/7 intended to enforce traditional meal time constructs!!1
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Shout out to Nails for keeping our buildings, tables, and everything else together.#weloveyounails
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The red carpet would be more interesting if it was just a floor covered in ketchup.
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You are always here eating our food at all hours, and you say we aren't in a serious relationship?
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Kids eat free on Tuesdays. Aliens eat free basically whenever. Like, what are we going to do? They're aliens; who knows what they can do.
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div data-oembed-url="">blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">p lang="en" dir="ltr">You reach for your toast. Two eyes pop open on it! It tries to bite you!
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How many of you have friends who are low key weird with the ranch dressing, just like...wild with that ranch?
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3.14159265LOLSOMANYTWEETSABOUTMATHTODAYBUTALSOABOUTACTUALPIESTHATYOUEATWITHYOURMOUTHLIKEOHIGETITTHEWORDSSOUNDTHESAMEHAHAHANICENICE
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mighty meat lover and supreme green are names of 2 of our skillets, not perplexing and vague super heroes
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Always keep hash browns in your pocket so when you and your friends have an idea, grab a handful and say, let's... hash out the details.
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