Waking up on a Saturday morning to a phone full of drunk texts from the night before - what's not to love? Regrettable messages to your ex are likely mixed in with hilarious ones that your friends will never let you live down. The internet has archived the best of these, as seen in these screenshots of drunk texts. They're full of autocorrects, typos, and interesting emoji choices, making for a funny read. From kittens to dance moves to Flo Rida, the humor ranges wildly. Some people pour their hearts out after a few drinks, professing love or seeking comfort. Others send indecipherable messages that leave us baffled. Whatever the reason, these drunk texts are entertaining. Vote for the funniest and most ridiculous ones below, but remember: drunk texting is a risky game, usually hilarious, but always dangerous.
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See what happens to Jason Bourne in The Drunk Identity.These drunk people pass out. Insanity starts!Watch these drunk people pass out. Insanity ensues!
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