Funny Haikus: Great Things In Small Packages

When life shuts a door.

Open it. It is a door.

Doors work that way.

From Redditor /u/Cheesyliner

My zipper is down.

No one told me all day.

Who are my real friends?

From Redditor /u/michaeljbam

I drink brake fluid.

They claim I am addicted, but

I can always stop.

From Redditor /u/IFTN

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

Meets a sheep in wolf's clothing.

Confusion grows.

From Go Comics

I shed my old skin.

It is not some deep metaphor.

I just have sunburn.

From Redditor /u/Mr_Tengu

The mathematician.

He plots past relationships.

"ex" and "why" axis.

From Redditor /u/4apalehorse

I have no kids.

I like making dad jokes.

I am a faux pa.

From Redditor /u/M16_EPIC

Japanese poets.

Overthrowing government.

Is this a hai-coup?

From Redditor /u/Reasonably_Oblivious

I wake reluctant.

Too cold to get out of bed.

But I need to pee.

From Redditor /u/CookizMonstz

I pour my heart out.

I get like thirteen upvotes.

Cat pic gets 80.

From Redditor /u/kittycatonline

No login needed.

What I mean is

You. Shall. Not. Password.

From Robb Pearlman for Nerd Haiku.

You never feed me.

Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.

That will sure show you.

From Pun.me.

Remember Rule One.

We do not talk of Fight Club.

Rule Two: see Rule One.

From Joke Index.

Fuzzy fishy bear.

Cute Australian mammal.

Lovable meat brick.

From Redditor /u/Number784.

Maybe my cat's name.

is Schrodinger. Or is it?

We will never know.

From Robb Pearlman for Nerd Haiku.

I won't let go, Rose.

At least not because of love.

Now, rigor mortis...

From Joke Index.

I peed in your plant.

You stole my lunch from the fridge.

That is just life, sorry.

From Bytes Daily.

Which one should I do?

Wax my chest or perm my hair?

I can't wait to decide.

From Smosh