Ladies, have you been in the grip of PMS and wondered if anyone else understands your pain? Guys, have you wondered what turns your mild-mannered girlfriend into a force to be reckoned with? You're in the right place. Here, you'll find PMS tweets that nail the essence of an enraged uterus. They celebrate the sacred status of chocolate and warm pretzels among menstruating women, and the bewildering feeling of experiencing every emotion in just five minutes. Women everywhere can sympathize with these PMS Twitter users as they cry over small things, like children, adorable animal videos, or nothing at all. These tweets have got you covered when you can't decide whether to beg for a hug, unleash your wrath, or eat more ice cream. Hopefully, they'll give you a laugh and assure you that you're not alone.
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Your uterus shedding its lining is not enough; I will make your boobs feel like the hulk is giving you a titty twister.
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She mumbled through chocolate-smeared lips, "Oh duh, it's PMS, it all makes sense now," as the house burned behind her.
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My uterus is angrier I am not pregnant than my mom is.
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If you wonder what PMS is like, I cried watching a video about lemonade.
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@lesleeknopeI hate my period. Someone jokingly called me a potato, and now I am likepic.twitter.com/fT3gQ9fpDZ
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PMS feels like walking through a landmine of everything, and it makes you cry.#PMS #ihateeverything #stupidestrogen
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My PMS level is so high that even old people in love bum me out.
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...and when I start getting on my nerves#pms #ithappens @Regrannfrom @scootcerdhttps://t.co/11RxtoCLwy pic.twitter.com/eiEC89HdGq
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I will crawl into bed with my mom and stepdad and cry until they pay attention. I will not be ignored.#periodproblems
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I am so close to whipping my phone and laptop off the balcony because of the autocorrecting typos.#PMS
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Mystic Pizza is the crappiest movie I sat through because I was too depressed to move.#mysticpizza #pms
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Menstrual cramps feel like free samples of giving birth.
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EVERY NIGHT I THANK THE LORD FOR MY CATS; I love them so much I cannot contain it. I must tell Twitter about it.#pms
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Oh god. Snape just cast the patronus. I am losing it.#HarryPotter #Always #MyUterusMadeMeDoIt #PeriodProblems
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