Funniest Golf One Liners, Puns, And Jokes

A man spends five minutes searching for the lost golf ball.

After church one Sunday, a churchgoer told his priest, "Father, is playing golf on Sundays a sin?" The priest put his hand on the man's shoulder and said, "I've seen your golf game; it's a sin any day."

It's still your turn!

He has a terrible time getting out of the woods.

You can enjoy both things even if you are bad at both.

The difference between a one-dollar ball and a three-dollar ball is two dollars.

The Scots who invented the game took their bottle of whiskey that long to finish!

"A golf course!!"

Go back and start playing at a much younger age.

Just in case, they had a hole in one.

To hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods, simply aim just short of a water hazard.

Bounces are unfair, and bounces go exactly how you planned.

You can always play worse.

He is more likely to share his golf swing ideas.

Whatever you think you do wrong is the one thing you do right.

The shortest distance between two points on a golf course is a straight line through the center of a very large tree.
The shortest distance between two points on a golf course is a straight line through the center of a very large tree.

They say golf equals life, but do not believe them. Golf is more complex than that.

Keep your ball in the fairway if you do not pick your fairways too carefully.

My uncle, who played golf his whole life, has his own definition of G.O.L.F.: Getting Old and Living Fine!

Your ball is in the bunker.

He offers more certain insights into the game's mental side.

Improve your golf game in three ways: take lessons, practice constantly, or start cheating.

Pebble Beach Golf Links.

They said it was a hole in Juan.