16 Historical Shower Thoughts That Make A Weirdly Good Point

From Redditoru/bleearch:

Archeologists will mess up timelines when they dig Amish towns in ten thousand years.

From Redditoru/brockm92:

People were attractive if they were obese and pale because that signaled wealth and no need to work. Now, fit and tan people attract because they can afford leisure and self-care.

From Redditoru/BlockheadRedditor:

Genghis Khan's dad has more descendants than Genghis Khan.

From Redditoru/RockyCasino:

Mozart would make strange things using today's technology.

From Redditoru/itsnunyabusiness:

In ten minutes, more d*cks appear online than the most successful ancient Roman sex worker likely saw in her whole life.

From Redditoru/Kipsterton:

Future remains might become fossil fuels for another civilization.

From Redditoru/Throwaaygf7yhk:

Women who had a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio in the 1990s are now too old for him, nearly ten years later.

From Redditoru/LegendaryCelt:

If we time-traveled, most people would look strange just because of their posture.

From Redditoru/Sekiolite:

The first Europeans facing a hurricane must have been extremely confused.

From Redditoru/mutemutemutemutr:

The first human to die must have confused everyone else.

From Redditoru/chicachibi:

Chess has over 1500 years. Medieval players likely used "Checkmate!" as a short phrase.

From Redditoru/LetsGoLLAMA:

People wearing D.A.R.E. shirts over 18 probably use some drugs.

FromRedditor u/UltraWorlds:

If a Russian leader's last name ends in 'in', he probably won't do well.

From Redditoru/loki2002:

Zeus must have used serious moves to get women to sleep with him while he was a bull and a swan.

From Redditoru/Herbs_Spices_xd:

Centaurs possess two hearts, ribcages, stomachs, lungs, and nearly every other organ.

From Redditoru/K3NK4N3K111:

Some living people might see WWI, WWII, and WWIII.