Hogwarts teachers had their flaws - they'd send students into a murderous forest for detention, show little concern for anyone beyond Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and hire Defense Against The Dark Arts teachers who were outright psychopaths. Yet, one thing's certain: they always had a sharp comeback ready. Here are the funniest lines from Hogwarts professors. Time to *accio* some ice.
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