Nerd jokes are a hit with everyone, unless you're clueless - in that case, start searching for answers. These jokes will have you feeling like you're in on the fun. Nerds are often stereotyped as joyless, but these jokes will prove that wrong. Whether you're an English major or a math geek, we've got jokes for you to impress at any party or dinner. You can be the king of nerds with these hilarious jokes. Warning: they're punny. Our list covers all comedy bases - puns, knock-knock jokes, and references to Descartes. To have a complete joke arsenal, you need to reference dead philosophers. Memorize your favorite jokes and try them out at your next chess club or D&D game night. Have your friends vote on their favorite, and share yours with us if you think it's one we haven't heard. We love a good laugh.
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Two physicists screw in a lightbulb. One holds the bulb, the other rotates the universe.
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A burger has less energy than a steak because it is in its ground state.
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Descartes answers, "I think not," then leaves.
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