Funniest Office Jokes

An employee told his boss, "Sir, increase my salary; I got married recently." The boss answered, "The Company cannot cover accidents outside the company."

A clean desk shows a cluttered drawer.

The early bird finds the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

If you wait until the last minute, nothing gets done.

An old man enters the tax collector’s office and smiles at everyone. "May I help you?" the clerk asks. "No," the old man says. "I just want to meet the people I worked for these years."

An income tax officer told a young lady, "Pay your income tax with a smile." The lady said, "I tried three times, but they always want cash or a check."

People often ask you to bend over and grab your ankles.

"As long as my boss pretends to pay me, I keep pretending to work!!"

"We will do it" means "You will do it."

If the boss makes a mistake, it is our mistake.

Taxing brains would earn her a refund.

This leads to more honest talks.

If you are old, fat, or ugly, they will say the job is filled.

Old bosses never die, no matter what you want.

If you give me multiple jobs, do not tell me which one is first. Let me guess.

If it is the boss, look busy.

One employee told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

They only use the cheapest gas available.

Give a wide wink to someone else at the table. Soon, wink at everyone.

Use computers to appear busy.

Let's meet so you can show off your experience.

Pick up and put away anything you can.