29 Hilarious Olive Garden Tweets

Someone asked if growing up in the Midwest meant their family frequented Olive Garden. I replied, no, we only went for special occasions.

Your Olive Garden server asks you to say "when" about the grated parmesan cheese.This is 'I Ain't Ever Saying It' from the list '29 Hilarious Olive Garden Tweets'.

I eat alone at Olive Garden. When the hostess asks if I want to dine alone, I say, "No because when you're here you're family Ha Ha Ha." That never gets a laugh, but that's showbiz.

I worked at Olive Garden for years. No training prepares you for the many men who think proposing at an Olive Garden is okay.#valentine's day

My Olive Garden coworker said Valentine’s Day is the worst. People who go to Olive Garden go to nicer places. People who go to Denny's go to Olive Garden.

I wait on the endless breadsticks, soup, and salad at Olive Garden.#bachelorinparadiseabc pic.twitter.com/yik0t5LB8p

Olive Garden equals Italian Applebee’s.
Chili's equals Southwest Applebee’s.
Red Lobster equals Seafood Applebee’s.
Cheesecake Factory equals Fancy Applebee’s.
Denny's equals Breakfast Applebee’s.
Red Robin equals Burger Applebee’s.

Dave and I go way back. We served together for eight years.

She asked, "Oh wow. Army? Navy?"

I said, "Olive Garden."

Olive Garden's breadsticks can fix anything.pic.twitter.com/F4hojoo2g4

A jealous girlfriend yelled at me on the B train because I helped her boyfriend read the subway map to Times Square.

Ma’am, you are going to Times Square Olive Garden for dinner. I want nothing to do with this relationship.

A new Olive Garden uniform just dropped.pic.twitter.com/s9LY2cze3O

I grew up thinking Olive Garden and Red Lobster were top-notch fine dining.

Olive Garden is so good; I wish Italy were real.

My husband and I held each other's burps after an all-you-can-eat date night at Olive Garden.pic.twitter.com/nJWmnYy1tU

The surgeon said, "We are only allowing family right now."

The Olive Garden waitstaff said, "Yeah, that's why we're here."

Someone banned me for life from every Olive Garden after trying to see how 'endless' the breadsticks were. After fourteen hours of only eating breadsticks, police escorted me out. They cannot keep doing this.

When there are no open tables at Olive Garden.pic.twitter.com/xkZLNFyIFY

My ideal Sunday afternoon involves reclining poolside at 81 degrees. A muscular man fans me softly with a palm leaf. Another feeds me endless Olive Garden breadsticks. Sophie Turner is next to me.

If I skip Olive Garden for two weeks, my condition gets worse.

No one said anything.

Brands in June: pic.twitter.com/zr5cvBIiit

Your boyfriend has unlimited data.

I have unlimited breadsticks. I have a $20 Olive Garden gift card, but that won't cover both our meals. Chip in if you can; that would be cool.

I strongly believe fast casual restaurants are delicious. I will go to Chili's or Olive Garden any day.

Olive Garden
Tries a breadstick.
Me: Whoa, this goes extremely hard.
Tries the spaghetti.
Me: Whoa, this goes extremely hard.
Tries the lasagna.
Me: Whoa, this goes-