Avast ye! Read this list of funny pirate jokes from across the internet. These jokes are fun for pirates and land lovers alike, so don't worry if you've never set foot on a boat. You'll laugh all the way to Davy Jones' Locker! Start scrolling and vote for any silly joke that makes you go 'har harrr haaarrghhh!' Before trying these jokes on your friends, batten down the hatches - their laughter will start a typhoon! If you're ready for hilarious pirate jokes, let's get laughing. Enjoy these jokes, or there'll be a hanging from the yard arm!
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One pirate has a rumbling tummy; the other has a tumbling rummy!
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