Draco Malfoy is largely a despised villain, so Harry Potter fans on social media take shots at the Slytherin student. Some note his limited vocabulary, which mostly consists of complaints to his father Lucius. Others criticize his ruthless move in requesting a handshake from Harry in Sorcerer's Stone. Many also ridicule the way Draco over-pronounces the 'P' in 'Potter'. Check out these posts that roast Draco Malfoy and vote up your favorites.
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Draco Malfoy prepares to say the "P" in "Potter".This is the picture for 'P-P-P-Potter' in the list '16 Roasts On Draco Malfoy His Father Will Hate'.
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Draco Malfoy says these things.This is the picture for 'Limited Ranges' in the list '16 Roasts On Draco Malfoy His Father Will Hate'.
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Harry Potter, age 11, asks, "Why do you hate Weasleys so much? They seem nice."
Draco Malfoy states, "They are blood traitors. I bet they use toilets too."
Harry Potter responds, "I- [voice cracking] what."41 - 13
J.K. Rowling confirmed Draco Malfoy was a libertarian vape enthusiast, deeply invested in bitcoin, though she never wrote this into the books.
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AI generated Draco Malfoy signed on for a Versace campaign.This is the picture for 'Model Student' in the list '16 Roasts On Draco Malfoy His Father Will Hate'.
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