Hey bubbas and bubbettes, fans of redneck jokes? We've got a list of the best ones this side of the Mississippi. Puns, one-liners, and jokes about cars, bad teeth, beer, and more - everything a redneck loves, except maybe their sisters. Our girlfriend (also your sister) can vouch for these country jokes. If you laugh and see yourself in them, don't worry, it's probably just a coincidence. These hilarious hillbilly jokes are sure to entertain.
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He slaps her on the butt and tells her to return to work.
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Moosehead is beer in Virginia. In West Virginia, it is a misdemeanor.
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Football and construction are the only two seasons a redneck names.
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Two rednecks are needed to eat a possum: one to eat, one to watch for cars.
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The winner earns three dollars yearly for a million years.
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He gets a girlfriend by responding to a message on a men's room wall at a truck stop.
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He hijacked a plane and demanded to be taken to Jeopardy because he was told 1000 jobs were in jeopardy.
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