Best Robert Baratheon Quotes

"You want the ugly truth? I cannot recall what she looked like. I only remember she was the one thing I ever wanted... someone took her from me, and seven kingdoms could not fill the void she left."

"I swear, I was never more alive than when I held this throne, nor more dead now that I have won it."

"You heard the Hand; the king is too fat for his armor! Go find the breastplate stretcher! Now!"

"Wear it quietly, or I will honor you again."

"I do not seek to honor you; I want you to run my kingdom while I eat, drink, and whore myself toward an early death."

"They never tell you how they all defecate. They omit that from the songs... stupid boy. Now the Tarlys kneel like everyone else. He could have stayed near the smart fighters on the edge of the battle; today his wife makes him miserable, his sons are ungrateful, and he wakes three times nightly to urinate into a bowl."

"You"think? I think you will remember. In our time, you were not a man until you had fucked one woman from each of the Seven Kingdoms and the Riverlands. We called that 'making the eight.'

"It is a simple trick you use: you move your lips, and your father's voice comes out."

"The gods are cursed. They gave me a fake victory. A crown... it was the girl I prayed for. Your sister, safe... and mine again, as it was meant to be. Ned, what use is a crown? The gods mock the prayers of kings and cowherds alike."

"I want the funeral feast to be the largest the kingdom has ever seen, and I want everyone to taste the boar that got me."