12 Things Only Male Sailor Moon Fans Will Understand

Whether you wear their clothes or not, every fan tries a Moon Tiara Action by throwing something convenient at something else.Sailor MoonFans try Moon Tiara Action by throwing things. They use earbuds as the Venus Love-Me Chain. They try starting the World Shaking with Uranus's special move. They try transforming with a waifu's pen.

Anime discussions show this. A guy reveals he is hooked on Dancing With the Stars.Dancing With the StarsIf someone knows how to knit, people react with a look that signals one of several things:

1.) Oh thank god, I found another one.
Did you actually just saySailor Moon?
3.)Sailor Moon? Do you even otaku, bruh?

Why shouldn't someone likeSailor Moon? The senshi are badass. Mars can roast you with a wrist flick. Do not discredit anyone because they likeSailor Moon; their Crunchyroll queue includesAssassination Classroom,No Game No Life, andDanganronpa: The Animation. Just because they do not fanboy overDragon Ball Zor the 830 seasons ofNarutodoes not mean they will punish you in the name of the Moon.

“Punish in the name of the Moon” is not some kinky Fifty Shades of Anime S&M thing. It does not happen even when the Sailor StarLights show up with their leather hot pants. Fans have another look when they mention their fandom; this look deserves its own 'ugh' section.

4.) Oh,Sailor Moon, huh? It is hot when you see their titties when they transform.

You are a dude. You watchSailor Moon. But you watch it because it is good and fun, not for sailor-skirted cartoon women. Every male anime fan who does not get it says you must be gay.

Whether youareactually gay or not, you have heard thisat leastonce. You watch a show about girls who get power from lockets, brooches, and pens. They wear different-colored sailorfukuand fight for “love and justice.”

Remember that straight guy on the cheerleading squad in high school? Some people questioned his sexuality when that guy was a straight-uppimp!

The gaming sphere is getting more diverse. Gaming is split equally between guys and gals now. This is not just a male issue, but male anime fans really like their anime games.

NarutoFans have their games.Dragon Ball ZFans have a boatload too.Sailor MoonInspired 36 video games across many genres. Western audiences played only one: the new mobile puzzle game, Sailor Moon Drops.Sailor Moon DropsThe count jumps to two if you include the fan-translated Super Famicom RPG, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon: Another Story.Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon: Another StoryThis game is only on SNES emulators.

Tuxedo Kamen (“Tuxedo Mask” in US airings) is a dreamboat. Every senshi owes some debt to Chibo Mamoru’s alter-ego (except Uranus and Neptune for specific reasons). As the main man in the S'Mooniverse, comparisons happen. Some praise others; others just shut down unwanted monologues.

From Sailor Moon meeting her first ally, Sailor Mercury, through the planets and beyond, everything follows.Sailor MoonFans pick a favorite. Character, personality, or badassery drives the choice. Everyone has one.

MaleSailor MoonSailor Moon fans face another challenge: who would you marry? Usagi and Mamoru cannot be the only romance in your headcanon. Some man decides which senshi he would pick from the series to keep with him through sickness and health until death or the end of the Sailor Galaxia arc.

Note: Those who pick Neptune or Uranus because they could be 'converted straight' cannot. Stop.

Toward the end of the series, in theSailor Moon SailorStarsThe season introduced three guys: Seiya, Taiki, and Yaten, the Three Lights. Guys suddenly had more characters to compare. Seiya flirted with Usagi, Taiki with Ami, and Yaten was just a snarky jerk.

The Three Lights were the alter-egos of the pretty, female Sailor StarFighter, Sailor StarMaker, and Sailor StarHealer—the leather-rocking Sailor StarLights.

Fans with Y chromosomes wonder about being a Sailor Scout if they enlist men. The skirts cause issues. However, 'crossplayers' take characters and reimagine them as other genders. Discovery brings joy.
One might think, “I can do that!”

However, it is not simple for anyone following cosplayer AdorkableJay to do this.AdorkableJay shows followers the effort in crossplay. Crossplayers must re-conceptualize the outfit for the opposite gender while keeping accuracy. This takes effort, but the result pays off.AdorkableJay creates cool costumes and shows the crossplay effort. Crossplayers must change the outfit for the opposite gender but maintain accuracy. It takes work, but the payoff is worth it.

Guys like movies. They care about big budget blockbusters or sequels that explode. Some guys want more story than others; that is fine. Guys like fantasy football and Dungeons & Dragons too.That is the case.Time to make a live-action Sailor Moon movie.Sailor MoonmaleSailor MoonSailor Moon fans prepare lists of actresses for roles, plus backups for those backups. Hollywood wants your opinion, and you give it.

Queen Beryl, Nehelenia, Esmeraude, and Sailor Iron Mouse share three traits: they are bad, they want the Sailor Senshi dead, and they are sometimes attractive.

Everyone in the S'Moon universe agrees Chibiusa (Rini in English dubs) is annoying. This applies no matter who your waifu, favorite villain, attack, or season is.This annoyance includes the Lolita thing with Mamoru in present-day Tokyo and the constant bickering with Usagi. She is not useful until the end of the Sailor Moon R series.A thing with Mamoru in present-day Tokyo, and Usagi's constant bickering. She proves useless until the end.Sailor Moon RFans wonder if they would be a better dad or King of Earth than the Formal Rose Gardener. Tuxedo Kamen must bear the blame, not Neo-Queen Serenity.

Fans wonder if they could be a better dad or King of Earth than the Formal Rose Gardener. Neo-Queen Serenity is not to blame; Tuxedo Kamen bears the fault.At the very least, we should have had the paternal instinct to know when our daughter was about to open the Space-Time Door. This is good parenting, Endymion, not just dropping her off with the guardian of time who acts as a nanny.We could have had the paternal instinct to know our daughter was about to open the Space-Time Door. That is 'good parenting,' Endymion, not just dropping her off with the guardian of time who acts as a nanny.