Years on the naughty list have led to this: a list of killer jokes about Santa Claus. Get ready for hot fire Santa jokes. Ditch the cookies and milk, and leave Sinterklaas your favorite jokes from our list of funny Santa one-liners instead. Afraid of the naughty list? Enjoy these jokes in private over eggnog. Our favorite holiday sprite? Krampus, the Christmas demon from Scandinavia, beats that jolly old man with a belly like a bowl full of jelly. We've got the Krampus spirit: telling funny Santa jokes over apple cider. Being naughty never felt so good. After crafting this list, we think we know how Father Christmas thinks. Consider this our naughty list. Try out these jokes at your next Christmas party and bring the guests to their knees with laughter. Vote on the funniest Santa joke, then head over and vote on the funniest 'your mom' jokes of all time.
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He sends his daughter to college to keep her off the North Pole.
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The female reindeer go into town and spend some money.
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One person slays the dragon; another drags the sleigh.
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