Satan isn't just about evil deeds in the dead of night - he's also got a sense of humor. The old red devil has risen from the fiery pits and taken to Twitter with vigor, posting hilarious tweets that rival those of online trolls on Jimmy Kimmel. Yes, Satan's still evil, but his tweets are funny. It makes sense, given his line of work, that he'd have a sense of humor. You may not think the antichrist is funny, and sin is no laughing matter, but the person behind the Twitter handle s8n deserves recognition for their ironic and socially relevant jokes. They'll have you rolling - and maybe even questioning your morality. Below, we've collected some of Satan's most morally-bereft tweets.
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God and I were best friends. Then he sent me to hell.
You are your own best friend.0 - 4
You must love Jesus.
He is born; you get presents. He dies; you get chocolate.0 - 6
The devil did not make you that way. You are just an asshole.
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I would tell you to go to Hell. I work there and do not want to see you daily.
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Hell is always lit 24/7; that is why 'boring as hell' exists.
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If you have a bad day, do not worry. At least you are one day closer to death.
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Feel alone? Watch a horror movie late. Lights off. You will not feel alone then.
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666
6 plus 6 plus 6 equals 18.
Donald Trump was 18 once.
He is my son. That is proof.0 - 18
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes.
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