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15 Men Of Reddit Share Their Favorite Secret Bro Code Rules

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When hanging with guy friends, establishing bro codes is key. A bro code is basically friendship etiquette among men or the 'bro' subculture. We gathered favorite rules from internet bros, so check them out and show some respect to a bro!

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    From Redditor /u/Brickfrog501

    Hype your bro if it makes him happy. Think new job, new relationship, a better lifestyle, a new car. Seeing your bro hit his best is a great feeling.

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    🔥 16 up · 0 down
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    From Redditor /u/jnida23

    Three spots at a urinal exist: straight ahead, straight up in the air, or straight down. Never move side to side.

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    🔥 16 up · 1 down▲ 3 above editor
  • 3

    From Redditor /u/Zyffrin

    If your friend dies bench pressing, add more weight to the bar before calling for help.

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    🔥 16 up · 1 down▲ 3 above editor
  • 4

    From Redditor /u/striker69

    When picking a urinal, always choose the one furthest from the person actually urinating.

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    🔥 16 up · 1 down▲ 3 above editor
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    From Redditor /u/Hi***ImDad

    If your friend dies, delete his browser history.

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    🔥 14 up · 1 down▲ 4 above editor
  • 6

    From Redditor /u/MickyGarmsir

    Thou shalt not date your bros' exes. Ever.

    Only date his sister with his blessing.

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    🔥 12 up · 0 down▼ 4 below editor
  • 7

    From Redditor /u/zangor

    This is the opposite of women. Insult them face-to-face; compliment them behind their back.

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    🔥 13 up · 1 down▲ 3 above editor
  • 8

    From Redditor /u/dougiebegood

    If a bro sees a girl likes you, he will play you up to her, even if he likes her too. If he does not, he is not your bro.

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    🔥 11 up · 1 down▲ 3 above editor
  • 9

    From Redditor /u/Cheshire90

    Use an up-nod for informal respect; use a down-nod for formal respect.

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    🔥 12 up · 2 down▲ 3 above editor
  • 10

    From Redditor /u/varvatos_vex

    If your friend rushes in claiming he was with you all night, he was with you all night.

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    🔥 14 up · 4 down▲ 3 above editor
  • 11

    From Redditor /u/PSYJAB

    If your queen is asleep, the Xbox will beep.

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    🔥 9 up · 0 down▼ 8 below editor
  • 12

    From Redditor /u/[deleted]

    Clean up rumors when someone isn't around to defend themselves.

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    🔥 9 up · 0 down▼ 8 below editor
  • 13

    From Redditor /u/JustAnotherGuyn

    When your bro feels isolated and lonely, bros call or text him every day to check on him.

    Bros bring food to bros when they feel down.

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    🔥 7 up · 0 down▼ 5 below editor
  • 14

    From Redditor /u/moknine1189

    When spotting a bro on his last rep, say that was all you could do, even if you helped a lot (especially if he tried to hit his max).

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    🔥 8 up · 1 down
  • 15

    From Redditor /u/Gear_Monster

    Never leave a bro behind.

    It can break in some cases.

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    🔥 8 up · 2 down

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