Break the ice with a great short joke. In tight spots, like an elevator ride with your boss, a quick joke can save the day. Keep a hilarious one up your sleeve - it's the fastest way to become the coolest person in the room. This list covers everything from nun jokes to bee puns. Memorize a few for your next dinner party and you'll be flooded with invitations. Vote for the funniest short joke and get ready to be the life of the party.
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The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungai!"
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