A basic b*tch is a peppy, cute, and trend-following individual who lacks original thoughts. They can be enjoyable company, but may not be the best match for those uninterested in their fixation on activities like brunch and yoga. Several signs can help identify a basic b*tch, such as frequenting Starbucks, wearing standard leggings and Uggs, posting gym selfies, and using catchphrases like 'I literally can't even right now.' The question remains whether their misuse of inspirational quotes or overuse of the #blessed hashtag is more cringeworthy. Explore the top signs of dating a basic white girl and vote on the most egregious examples of basic b*tchiness.
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She takes pride in ordering drinks off of the "secret menu."
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"Who's Kim Jong Un? Anyway, Kourtney and Scott are having major issues again..."
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"OMG, we had a hot make out sesh last night. It was totes amaze".
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She is a sexy nurse, a sexy vampire, a sexy inmate, and even a sexy shaman. Nothing is sacred.
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Nearly half her Instagram features filtered brunch pictures. She uses #brunchgoals and #bottomlessmimosas.
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She needs the constant fuel of misattributed Buddha and Gandhi quotes to stay going.
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...and she knows your relationship strengths and weaknesses, based on your signs.
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People call her "the Han Solo."
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She claims yoga is "sooooo relaxing," but her yoga mat gathers dust in her closet.
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Do not try to make smart arguments. She blocks your attempts by covering her ears and shouting, "nah nah nah, I can't hear you!"
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She will run to the mall the second a sale appears.
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The occasional sunset picture is fine, but a constant stream of them with the #blessed hashtag shows you are a basic b*tch.
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She has more brawn than brains. She constantly throws frat parties. She brags about keg stands. She revs car engines at stoplights. She peels out of parking lots to impress girls.
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"Beyonce uses it, so I'm buying it," she says while you roll your eyes.
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It is likelyThe NotebookorA Walk to Remember, which she bought after crying over one (or both) of those movies.
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Especially if it is set to a One Direction song.
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Jess Day fromNew Girlis her spirit animal.
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You cannot walk past a magazine with Kate on the cover without her grabbing it.
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"I was sooo Samantha last night -- I can't believe I did that!"
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You know the one:I make mistakes. I am out of control and sometimes hard to handle.But if you cannot handle me at my worst, you certainly do not deserve me at my best.
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Her Instagram explodes with drunken selfies; everything is tagged #whathappensinvegas.
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