Get ready for the funniest soccer jokes, ranked by your votes. These jokes are the best of all time - a mix of new and classic humor. Whether you're a die-hard soccer fan or just love a good pun, this list has something for everyone. From team-specific jokes to general soccer humor, we've got you covered. Browse the list, vote for your favorites, and share some jokes of your own. Which one will you crown the funniest?
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Chelsea and the US Navy both spent 50 million on a subscription.
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The baby stops whining after some time.
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They do not; they just sit talking about how good the old one was.
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All goalkeepers cannot jump higher than a crossbar.
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She ran away from the ball, so Cinderella got kicked off the Football team.
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Hide the ball; it drives the squirrels nuts.
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560,001 people change the light bulb. 60,000 people claim they have changed it for years. 500,000 people buy the replica kit.
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Three people changed the light bulb: the first changed it, the second bought the commemorative DVD, and the third drove the other two back to London.Manchester United Light bulb Change DVD.The third person drove the other two back to London.
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