For '90s kids, school lunch wasn't complete without Squeezits - those iconic plastic bottles of sugary juice that somehow always seemed to be yelling. They lasted about 15 years, leaving us wondering how the colorful, screaming beverage could have evolved beyond color changes and mystery flavors. Although short-lived, nostalgia-filled Squeezit stats still make us ask: will Squeezits ever come back? Here's a look at some handy Squeezit facts you might have missed.
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Squeezit mania started at the 1988 Consumer Analysts Group of New York gathering.For some reason, the Consumer Analysts Group of New York started Squeezit mania.General Mills, Squeezits' parent company, thought about dragging kids to the trade show.General Mills thought it would be a great idea to drag kids to the trade show.General Mills thought it would be a great idea to drag a bunch of kids to the trade show.General Mills thought it would be a great idea to drag a bunch of kids to the trade show.General Mills thought it would be a great idea to drag a bunch of kids to the trade show and get them all sugared up.
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Before Squeezits hit North America, General Mills tested the product in Denver.General Mills tested the product in Denver.After performing well in Denver, the drink went to the Pacific Northwest and then the whole country.
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Teams making Squeezits employed experimental management techniques.A 1990 article in Fortune Magazine stated this.According to a 1990 article in Fortune Magazine, aThe Carlisle, PA plant that made Squeezits boosted output by 5 percent using "superteams," aThese superteams were cross-functional, high-performance groups that manage themselves.Perhaps those superteams were built on Berry B. Wild.Perhaps those superteams were built on Berry B. Wild.?
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In the '90s, Squeezits started adding "mystery flavors" to their six-packs. Black bottles hinted at a new, unknown flavor. Reyn Buenaventura of the Eat.Geek.Play blog suspects one flavor wasReyn Buenaventura of the Eat.Geek.Play blog suspects one flavor was kiwi strawberry..
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Squeezits held little fruit juice. There was only 10 percent juice in those smushy bottles until the 1993 launch ofSqueezits held little fruit juice. There was only 10 percent juice in those smushy bottles until the 1993 launch ofSqueezits held little fruit juice. There was only 10 percent juice in those smushy bottles until the 1993 launch ofSqueezits held little fruit juice. There was only 10 percent juice in those smushy bottles until the 1993 launch of Squeezit 100.The new line featured 100 percent juice in three flavors: Pilot Punch, Caped Grape and Acrobat Apple.
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General Mills launched the Color-Changing Squeezits line in the late '90s to spice things up.General Mills launched the Color-Changing Squeezits line in 1996.The brand was in fourth place behind Kool-Aid, Capri Sun, and Hi-C when General Mills launched the Color-Changing Squeezits line in 1996.Squeezit scientists made a color pellet that changed the drink's color when put in the bottle.
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Squeezits did not stick to original flavors. General Mills brand synergy showed this.Squeezits did not stick to original flavors. General Mills brand synergy showed this.The company launched the LifeSaver Squeezit line in 1995.The company launched the LifeSaver Squeezit line in 1995 featuring three flavors: Wild Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, and Tropical Fruit.The LifeSaver Squeezit line featured Wild Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, and Tropical Fruit.
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The grape-flavored Squeezit underwent a personality makeover.The grape-flavored Squeezit underwent a personality makeover.The original pouty-faced Grumpy Grape changed.Grumpy Grape changed to the happier Gallopin' Grape. It is unclear what made the purple Squeezit change his look.
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Squeezits had great commercials like a Deee-Lite music video. Adweek agreed.The commercial for Mystery Squeezits was named one of the magazine's best spots of July 1997.The commercial for Mystery Squeezits was named one of the magazine's best spots of July 1997 award.The commercial for Mystery Squeezits won one of the magazine's best spots of July 1997 award.
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In his 2013 book Salt Sugar Fat, Michael Moss detailed how General Foods planned to fight Squeezits' rise.Michael Moss detailed how General Foods planned to fight Squeezits' rise in his 2013 book Salt Sugar Fat.Michael Moss detailed how General Foods, Kool-Aid's parent company, planned to fight Squeezits. Leaders added five percent fruit juice to Kool-Aid because mothers did not view their [product].Moms did not view their drink as a healthy alternative..
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Squeezits were made in the United States of America for their entire run.The squeezable beverage first appeared in a specially built plant.The squeezable beverage first appeared in a specially built plant in Lodi, CA.
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Squeezit had a short shelf life compared to Kool-Aid and Capri Sun for sugary snack drinks.An AdWeek report stated this.An AdWeek report stated this.Volume sales for Squeezit fell nearly 16 percent in 1992.
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People stopped finding Squeezits in their lunch boxes around 2002 because they stopped being manufactured.General Mills stopped making them in 2001.They were discontinued in 2001.
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Wacky bottles first set Squeezits apart. But analysts think moms disliked the packaging for small lunch boxes, causing Squeezits to end.The shape of Squeezits partly caused their end.
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Even as Squeezits declined, the brand still earned General Mills $50 million.$50 millionGeneral Mills made $50 million in Squeezits' last production year.
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General Mills has no plans to bring back Squeezits.They will not revive Squeezits.. A 2013 Tumblr post by General Mills says they have no plans to bring back the drink. But maybe things can change.
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